A Lot Of The Substances We Think Of As Protection Against The Supernatural (e.g. Salt, Silver, Garlic)

you’re telling me that Lucy has a girlfriend and 3 boyfriends but she’s still going to sleep alone? Without anyone to watch her?? Lucy there are so many draculas outside

pretending to be a vampire was just a joke at first but it's real now i think

Van Helsing has spent weeks dancing around Lucy and the Three Suitors and trying to make the proper precautions without coming out and saying IT’S A MONSTER and within 20 minutes Mina is presenting him with a neatly typed and formatted paper laying out every detail of there being a monster. No wonder he is overcome. He’s no longer the only one working on the group project.

okay can it be cold already im bored .

vampireposting isn’t enough I need to bite a man

both. both is good

People obsessed with vampires are either queer or mentally ill

oh to lay down on a patch of grass and let the earth reclaim me

what’s that? my orientation? oh yeah i’m vlv (vampire loving vampires)

it's honestly kind of ironic that vampires are like my favorite thing ever when I myself get quite literally sick upon seeing the tiniest drop of blood