STOP MAKING BAD DECISIONS AT 3AM

Things overheard in the music building:

“1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?”  “Because fuck you that’s why.”  “I will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.”  “Dude you should eat your lunch.”  “I won’t be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.” “I always wanted to look inside the percussion room. It’s like Narnia, but noisier.”  “Satan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.”  “I’m thinking about dropping music history.”  “But why, don’t you need that class?” “Yes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.” “So my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.” “SHH. Don’t say the theory teacher’s name. He’s like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times he’ll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.” “I found out Mozart had a butt fetish and I’m never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.”  “If I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.”  

Not my best photo but it’ll due. Goodbye Adams Family Musical. It’s been unreal. Milford, NY April 7, 2019. #photooftheday #photography #musical #adamsfamily #tiredaf #flute #pit #icanteven (at Milford Central School) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv9nngmBV1g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uhhj8b7hay7f

Ive only read a few but the ones I have read were outstanding!!!

Savoring a Summer Fic List?

As it is now June, I think it’s time to give out another fic list to the fandom. Miraculers, worry not about what to read. I have you covered!

Remember Me by artzygirl2525 (Rated: E) Marinette is akumatized, forgetting the past two years she has spent with Adrien and the rest of her classmates, but she doesn’t know it.

The Two of Us by AnabielVriskaMars (Rated: T) Marinette doesn’t have the funds to maintain a life in college. Adrien, wanting to help out his best friend, decides marriage is the only option.

Triptych by Roarsthedandelion (Rated: M) Adrien lost contact with Marinette five years ago. When he finds her, they do unexpected things.

Marinette’s Lullaby by honeyhibiscus (Rated: T) Marinette hears Adrien playing a song at lunch. On patrol, Chat Noir hears her hum it to him.

Guardians by @wintermoth (Rated: T) A reimagining of the show Miraculous Ladybug but the children have common sense and everything makes sense. Also the reason the kitty trains are back.

Serendipitous Fate by @skaylanphear (Rated: M) With the guidance of Master Fu, Ladybug and Chat Noir reveal themselves and train outside of the mask. Cue the angst.

Across the Pond by coccinelle_et_chaton (Rated: T) Before their last year of Lycée, Marinette, Adrien, Alya, and Nino decide that they need a vacation. What better place than Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida?

The truth of you by mirawohoo (metawohoo) (Rated: T) Soulmate marks are obtained when you touch the person who truly understands you. Marinette gets her soulmate mark. Adrien does not.

Check Plus One by volti (Rated: T) Marinette finally gets the courage to ask Adrien out. Except, she doesn’t. He beat her to it.

Grumpy Cat by iamthepunchlord (Rated: G) Félix is a grumpy cat, but he’s Marinette’s grumpy cat.

Shower Scene 3.0 by quicksilversquared (Rated: G) What happens when an akuma attacks and Adrien’s actually in the shower? Hilarity. Hilarity happens.

Chad by Drosolmire (Rated: T) Yo it’s ya boi Chad Noir.

Strays by @buglad (Rated: G) Adrien is a cat whisperer.

Keep It In Your Plants by Reyxa (Rated: T) Flower shop and art school AU featuring two adorable kittens from strays (the above fic).

Destiny is a Funny Thing by Life_Is_No_Fairytale (Rated: T) In which Adrien will eventually find out Marinette’s secret, or they’ll both die in the process. Featuring Alix with superpowers, Volpina, and the ship no one actually thought of before even though it’s super cute and literally small.

Lights of Home by @oceanspray5 (Rated: G) Based on @piku-chan‘s Cinderella AU, this story is a more in-depth version of the comics and is quite lovely.

All Grown Up by mitchkat1 (Rated: T) An akuma attacks with the power to age up anyone. Chat Noir and Ladybug easily defeat her, but Chat Noir was hit in the process and Ladybug didn’t use her Lucky Charm.

Across Time and Space by ciitadel (not rated) During an akuma attack, Ladybug is hit, sending her to alternate realities and forcing her to relive April 26th until she can return home.

Competition by @uncommonalistic (Rated: T) Selection AU with the love square (mainly Adrinette and Ladynoir) and a love triangle.

L’appel du Vide by @wintermoth (Rated: T) Introducing Adribug and Chat Mari, a kwami swap AU. Part 1 of a 7-part series.

I’m Here to Dance by kisstheprincessofpurewhite (Rated: T) Breakdance AU featuring the love square.

The Space Between Us by @chassecroise (Rated: T) Adorable summertime puberty fanfic with a reveal.

elephant by @buglad (Rated: T) In the game of Assassin, no one is safe, not even Kim, Alix, Adrien, or Marinette.

Miraculous Parents by fullmetalpotterhead (Rated: G) Dadrien and Mominette drabble that began when Mlle Mendeleiev made her students take home fake babies for health class.

Run(a)way by flameroyalty (Rated: G) In which a mistake on the runway leads to Adrien avoiding Marinette but Marinette interns with Agreste because of it.

Miraculous Demigods AU by dolphinandwater (Rated: G) As the title says, this is a demigod AU. Specifically, a Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus AU.

Don’t kiss and tell by dolphinandwater (Rated: G) In which Chat Noir is a celebrity bad boy who breaks the hearts of all the girls he meets. Marinette is his latest fling, and she knows it’s all for show, but does her heart?

Pigtails by Ryuusa (Rated: T) In which Marinette runs late and isn’t able to put her hair up. Cue possessive Adrien.

Sing the Song of Sailing Sirens by @princessofharte (Rated: T) Pirate-mermaid-siren AU originally intended for the ML Valentine exchange.

Satisfaction Brought It Back by @siderealsandman (Rated: Explicit) It’s a BDSM Adrinette fic that is far more sinful than A Werecat in London and The Ladybugs and the Bees combined.

Chasing the C/h/atwalk by @runningoutofink In which Marinette is on Project Runway in France. Her model just so happens to be none other than Adrien Agreste. Cue #Adrinette trending on Twitter.

HELLO I BEG YOU PLEASE TAG ME ON YOUR FICS???? YOUR WRITING IS WAY TOO GOOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I WILL TRY. ASK ANY OF MY LONG TIME FOLLOWERS- I’M BAD AT TAGGING

Modern/Stylish/Teenage? Animated shows

Sometimes the cookie monster get sick of ‘em too man... Milford, NY. December 17, 2018. #photography #cookies #nope #imsotired #merrychristmas (at Milford, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrjL6yChG7g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16vntiwywlqzp

Titanic conspiracy exposed

what the fuck ethan

Someone:You can’t ship that-

Me:

Happy 11th year danny phantom marathon