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Weirdness Falls AU

Weirdness Falls is an AU me and Isofish are making. The main storyline from us is NSFW, mostly because of Robbie’s Weirdness mutation(Robbie is actually what started the idea in the first place lol I love Robbie). So I am going to post here the basics of the AU while rewording Robbie’s part into a more SFW way. (If you want to know more and don’t mind some NSFW content the blog is Weirdnessfalls.tumblr.com )

The AU is set after the battle with Bill. Those who were part of the Zodiac have been affected by Bill’s weirdness and by the power of the Zodiac circle. The affects of the weirdness giving each person a different weirdness power or mutation, with the longer a person was exposed to that weirdness, the more of an affect it had on them. When they held hands in the circle it awakened the power in their DNA.

Stanford Pines: Being around Bill the most and having gone through the portal, Ford has been the most affected by the weirdness magic. The result was having a thirdeye in the middle of his forehead, fangs, and the ability to read minds. He can not hear thoughts, but can see flashes of what they are thinking about to piece things together.

Stanley Pines: At first he seems unaffected by the weirdness, but he is really sharing his body with Bill. Bill is trapped inside him and unable to leave his body, Stan’s weirdness ability being a demon trap. Bill is originally pretending to be Stan and is the reason Stan was easily able to get his memories back. Both struggle to be in control of the body after Stan is able to overpower Bill.

Dipper Pines: Being possessed by Bill and being around weirdness for only a couple months, Dipper has the ability to control plants. He can even sort of communicate with trees. He was pretty disappointed when he learned that was all he could do.

Mabel Pines: Like a genie, Mabel has the ability to grant wishes, but not her own, and there are some rules of what can’t be wished for. Even when Mabel does grant someone’s wish, it is always in her style. Ask for crocodile shoes, she will give you living crocodile shoes. Most things end in glitter, animals, sweaters, candy, and other things she thinks will be fun or mishears. Like giving cotton candy chest hair or mishearing knees for bees.

Pacifica Northwest: Unfortunately for Pacifica, the ability she gained from the weirdness was her blood being replaced by liquid gold. She only learns something weird is happening to her when she weighs herself and to her horror she is 168lbs heavier. She doesn’t find out till she accidentally cuts herself that her blood has turned to gold. Her blood only becomes solid after being exposed to air after a couple minutes. To her she feels normal, but if someone were to try and lift her, she’d be much heavier than she looks. It is unfortunate for her as her parents quickly figure out they could use her blood to increase their fortune.

Robbie Valentino: Purple, shape shifting tentacles with a red eye between them, in his pants with a mind of its own.(As safe for work as I can explain this and anyone who doesn’t like Robbie probably won’t write/draw him much anyway. If you do write/draw for this AU in a SFW way and do want to include Robbie without NSFW stuff, he’d probably super awkward, trying to hide it with his hoodie/it does “shrink” so he can still wear pants properly, and have to excuse himself a lot. I can’t say too much more in a SFW type of way lol)

Wendy Corduroy: The weirdness gave her the power to use cold and ice abilities. She thinks it is pretty cool, loving that she no longer needs to use an AC when she is hot, and can freeze the lake in the summer to make an ice rink. She does however like to use it for pranks, her and her friends finding it funny to mess with Thompson.

Gideon Gleeful: He has really become able to see the future. However, he is unable to remember what he sees/says. Nothing can record his prophecies and can only be written down by those who hear it. It annoys him that he can’t predict his own future nor control when it happens.

Soos Ramirez: He changes ages based on his current mindset and how he feels at the moment; which often makes him appear as a ten year old boy. He can not control when it happens and changes randomly.

Fiddleford McGucket: For some reason he is the only one to remain unaffected by Weirdness, which is probably his weirdness.

Anyone is free to ship anyone with anyone, we have our own ships we’ll be doing. If you like the AU spread it around :o

My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried

Y'all ever think that the reason we ship fictional characters together is that the actual characters we love so much will never be able to meet us and return the feeling so we project our love into the ship and thus continue our obsession. Same with real people too. Like celebrities we’ll never be able to meet for more then like five minutes so they can’t truly know us as a person like a close friend or family member so we just… ship them with someone else/each other so we get some sense of love from them.

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Pro tip for adulting: being late isn’t a death sentence for 95% of things. All you gotta do is call the moment you realize you’re gonna be late, apologize, and then give another small apology when you get there. The thing people really don’t like about lateness is that it seems like the other person doesn’t value their time, and since calling shows that you value their time, that leaves only the mild inconvenience of waiting a bit for them to deal with

guys help i’m LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND over these fat tiger art scrolls

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