hands up if you grew up in an extremely passive aggressive household and therefore never learnt how to express anger healthily✋🏼✋🏼
Hamilton: really talented, woke af, want to hate them but can’t and never will
Lion King: senior, guaranteed a lead every time, universally adored
Matilda: The kid your director brings up from the middle school to play the child parts
Finding Neverland: says they like theatre, but really they only know disney, talks a lot about how messed up the original disney stories are
Something Rotten: actually really good, but always talks about how bad they did
Jersey Boys: the guy who wants to”give theatre a try”, the whole football team comes to see the show bc of him, the soccer team might show up too
Waitress: show mom, always has food, will fight anyone who was mean to her kids
School of Rock: watches the movie versions of the show the director picked and thinks that’s what the show is gonna be, doesn’t pay attention in rehearsal
Fun Home: gets all the female leads and all the guys want her, hella gay, her girlfriend is always at rehearsal
Beautiful: writes their own songs and posts them on youtube, check her out on bandcamp!
Les Miserables: shy kid with the amazing vibrato that no one expects (secretly a rebel)
An American in Paris: took dance since age of 3, not a huge fan of theatre, takes any chance to dance
Fiddler on The Roof: total dad, constant dad jokes, will crush you with a hug
Wicked: gets cast for her voice but can NOT act for the life of her
straight women, if you really want to pride yourselves on being Great Allies, i implore you to consider the following:
stop using the term ‘girlfriend’ to refer to your lady friends. it’s confusing for us and makes it that much harder for our relationships to be taken seriously
stop joking that you and your best friend are Totally Lesbians. our relationships are not yours to make some cutesy little joke with your friends
yes, this totally includes using the 👭 emoji on pictures of you and your straight friends on instagram. why do you do that
stop using the term ‘girl/woman crush’
stop making out with your straight friends to get guys off
stop fetishizing our relationships
stop assuming that the one lesbian or bi girl you know at school is going to hit on you. chances are, they want absolutely nothing to do with you
and stop assuming it’d be the end of the world if she did
I think it really sucks when you realise how alone you are because you only really talk to 1 maybe 2 people and when neither of them are available you kind of just lay there in bed hoping your phone will buzz with a text from them or something so you continuously check it and you try to distract yourself and then you get sad about how alone you really are
open the
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The stars, too, they tell of spring returning. (insp)
Sutton Foster sings “Left Behind” from Spring Awakening at the New York City Center’s Off-Center Jamboree on July 16, 2016