Fearfulsapphic - Lmao..

i made a thing

*writes dystopian novel where a bisexual and asexual girl fall in love and save the world together along with their trans bestie and everyone is queer except for that one implied straight character*

#1 best thing in Black Panther: Shuri

#2 best thing in Black Panther: T’Challa’s lil panther ears

Not enough people seem to want to bother with “Battle For The Net, even though it’s super duper easy to use Battle For The Net because they made it easy for you, and it’s so quick to use because of how fast the internet is right now since the FCC haven’t destroyed the internet yet.

If you have a cellphone, they will text you and tell you what to do. They will give you a number to call and tell you what to do. The script basically is

“I Support strong Net Neutrality rules. Could you use the Congressional Review Act to overturn the FCC’s appeal?“

Can’t get texts? Worried that you’ll miss the phone number in the email? No problem! It’s (202) 930-9322 and you should be updated fairly regularly on both email and text. (Provided you have either one.)

This takes maybe ten minutes at most. Five at least.

You can also “share” this on Twitter and Facebook without having to worry about what to say- it will provide exactly what you need to say for you.

Scroll down a bit and insert the state where you live and you’ll see

All you have to do is click on their faces and it will automatically send you to Twitter with a Tweet ready for them.

(It’s different for people who are voting for it.)

Again, this should take maybeee… Thirty seconds at most?

Year In Review: The Signs as 2015 Memes

Aries: I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all

Taurus: Shoving breadsticks into purse

Gemini: Winking Rihanna ;)

Cancer: Why you always lyinn

Leo: What ARE THOOOOSE

Virgo: Taylor Swift copyright

Libra: Aesthetic Posts

Scorpio: Too hot, hot damn

Sagittarius: Hey Miley, what's good?

Capricorn: Hoe don't do it

Aquarius: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Pisces: Netflix & Chill

Omg 😍 I couldn't help but say I'M DONNY BARNES tho...I'm ashamed😂😂😂

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING DAMN

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

Me: :(

Dan and Phil: :)

Me: :)

The signs’ angel wings

Aries: fluorescent bright blue, small, look like shooting stars in the dark

Taurus: pale pink, easily hidden, emit a soft star-like glow

Gemini: one wing is white and one is baby blue, both with silvery tips, little but powerful

Cancer: deep crimson, blazing with beautiful fire (but they aren’t harmful!!… unless you want them to be *wink*) >

Leo: dark green with white flecks, the softest feathers

Virgo: shimmery gold wings that create magic dust, when in flight the shimmery dust floats down softly over only the sweetest people and they are given lovely dreams

Libra: dark purple and extremely delicate with soft blue patterns that look like flowers

Scorpio: jet black with small silver streaks that resemble lightning bolts

Sagittarius: very long, soft white feathers, taper at the bottom, the tips are fairy-like and translucent

Capricorn: opaque silver, look like they’ve been dipped in stardust, long wingspan

Aquarius: the colors of a stormy sky, cold to the touch, they sometimes flash like lightning when in flight (only when it’s dark)

Pisces: lavender, fluffy feathers and very small

the signs and fandoms

Supernatural: Leo, Taurus, Scorpio

Harry Potter: Libra, Aries, Virgo

Avengers: Capricorn, Gemini, Aquarius

Doctor Who: Sagittarius, Virgo, Cancer

Pretty Little Liars: Gemini, Leo, Taurus

Hunger Games: Aries, Cancer, Virgo

Homestuck: Pisces, Capricorn, Aquarius

Percy Jackson: Libra, Leo, Sagittarius