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How to Attract the Signs

*Sun and Venus signs Aries: Bring them you energetic and fun side! If you can keep up with them then you are already ahead of the game. Suffocating them with clinginess won’t get you far though, they are independent and enjoy their alone time. What really attracts them is confidence and bold moves so try showing that off. Aries also needs someone who is encouraging and not someone who will fill them with self-doubt.  Taurus: Be loving, honest and kind to attract the Taurus. They are a family orientated sign and value closeness. They value someone who is practical and fugal when it comes to spending. They love to take their relationship slow and steady; building precious memories each day. Taurus are a stubborn sign so be patient with them and be careful what you say. Gemini: Intellectual, clever and a good conservationist are what attracts a Gemini. They crave someone who is spontaneous and can switch up the daily routine. Bringing something new to the table is what draws the Gemini to you. Geminis can be very flirty so make sure you keep the momentum going and flirt with them back. Sharing similar interest is a must because this is what causes you two to become close.

Cancer: Cancer are a caring and sensitive sign so be gentle and sweet with them. They don’t care for bold or flashy moves just prove to them they can trust you. They don’t want to jump into a relationship with just anybody so show them that you are loyal and have a lot to offer in a relationship. They don’t care for distasteful manners so prove to them you have class. Look for similar interest and create wonderful memories that they can treasure forever. Memories are important to Cancers since they are a sentimental sign so give them little gifts or photographs to represent those good times. Leo: They want someone that can handle their bold and passionate nature so approach them with confidence. Leo’s love attention and to be admire so give them lots of attention and praise. But don’t worry this will not be one sided since the Leo gives all this back 100%. They love to go out and have fun so go out on a mini adventure with them and stay far away from routine. They are an affectionate sign and like to get cozy. Compliment them and try not to say anything that can discourage them unless its something that needs to be addressed.  Virgo: Be neat, organize and playful. Though they don’t mind a little disorder to shake up a relationship however bringing unnecessary conflicts into their life will cause them to draw back. Create a connect and form similar interests. Pretending to be someone you’re not will automatically cause the Virgo to lose interest. They get a kick out of someone with a dry sense of humor or someone who is very sarcastic. Allow the Virgo to have their alone time and don’t be pushy with them.  Libra: Libras are hopeless romantics so any nice romantic gesture can help capture their hearts, but be genuine! Fakeness can turn off the Libra fast so don’t force anything that isn’t there. Appearance is important to the Libra as well because they can be superficial in nature. If you really want them to find you attractive then maintain a clean and tidy appearance and keep up with your hygiene.  Scorpio: Trust and loyalty is how you capture a Scorpio. Don’t make up lies, talk behind their backs or give away their secrets because they need to know you won’t betray them or add any negativity to their lives before they can date you. Be real and honest with them from the start it should be appreciated greatly. Also Scorpios are attracted to confidence so stay firm to your beliefs and confidently state your opinions and ideas because they can tell when your lying. Sagittarius: Give them excitement, love and freedom. Sagittarius are loyal but they need their own space in a relationship and want to interact with others as well. Give them a rush and create amazing memories with them that they will cherish forever. Be that person they can laugh with and fool around with as well as someone who can share deep philosophical conversation.  Capricorn: Be the person they can trust. Capricorns are reserved with their feelings and are cautious when it comes to opening up. Don’t pry into their personal life until they are ready to open up. Reassure the Capricorn that you are there for them and be that shoulder to cry on. They also value down to earth people so just be yourself, any falseness or a ditsy attitude may turn them off. Also appreciate their sarcasm and dead pan humor.   Aquarius: Be charismatic and create thought provoking conversations. Capture them with your words and go out and try new things with them. Make sure you give the Aquarius some freedom to do their own thing in the relationship since they can be very independent and want to venture out on their own. Pisces: Pisces are dreamers and they need someone who can dream along with them. That being said don’t discourage a Pisces dreams or tell them they need to get their head out of the clouds, though don’t be afraid to give them a gentle nudge in the right direction every now and then. Pisces need someone who is gentle and kind to them so do not be aggressiveness because that is a turn off for them. They are very passionate in a relationship and very into the cheesy lovey dovey stuff. 

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The Difficult Thing About Being A Taurus

You’re someone who loves being independent and making decisions for yourself. When others put their two cents in your life, it isn’t always taken with a grain of salt because to you….there’s nobody who can life your life better than you can. And this is true. But the problem with you is that you tend to dismiss the opinions of others when it doesn’t mesh with what you want. Granted, we all want to feel we have things taken care of but nobody has everything figured out. This is where you may need to have a slice of humble pie. Reason being, we all need advice and sound judgment from time to time. It doesn’t mean we don’t know what we’re doing. Sometimes it just allows us to gain insight and receive wisdom from those who have been there, done that.

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

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