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How to Attract the Signs

*Sun and Venus signs Aries: Bring them you energetic and fun side! If you can keep up with them then you are already ahead of the game. Suffocating them with clinginess won’t get you far though, they are independent and enjoy their alone time. What really attracts them is confidence and bold moves so try showing that off. Aries also needs someone who is encouraging and not someone who will fill them with self-doubt.  Taurus: Be loving, honest and kind to attract the Taurus. They are a family orientated sign and value closeness. They value someone who is practical and fugal when it comes to spending. They love to take their relationship slow and steady; building precious memories each day. Taurus are a stubborn sign so be patient with them and be careful what you say. Gemini: Intellectual, clever and a good conservationist are what attracts a Gemini. They crave someone who is spontaneous and can switch up the daily routine. Bringing something new to the table is what draws the Gemini to you. Geminis can be very flirty so make sure you keep the momentum going and flirt with them back. Sharing similar interest is a must because this is what causes you two to become close.

Cancer: Cancer are a caring and sensitive sign so be gentle and sweet with them. They don’t care for bold or flashy moves just prove to them they can trust you. They don’t want to jump into a relationship with just anybody so show them that you are loyal and have a lot to offer in a relationship. They don’t care for distasteful manners so prove to them you have class. Look for similar interest and create wonderful memories that they can treasure forever. Memories are important to Cancers since they are a sentimental sign so give them little gifts or photographs to represent those good times. Leo: They want someone that can handle their bold and passionate nature so approach them with confidence. Leo’s love attention and to be admire so give them lots of attention and praise. But don’t worry this will not be one sided since the Leo gives all this back 100%. They love to go out and have fun so go out on a mini adventure with them and stay far away from routine. They are an affectionate sign and like to get cozy. Compliment them and try not to say anything that can discourage them unless its something that needs to be addressed.  Virgo: Be neat, organize and playful. Though they don’t mind a little disorder to shake up a relationship however bringing unnecessary conflicts into their life will cause them to draw back. Create a connect and form similar interests. Pretending to be someone you’re not will automatically cause the Virgo to lose interest. They get a kick out of someone with a dry sense of humor or someone who is very sarcastic. Allow the Virgo to have their alone time and don’t be pushy with them.  Libra: Libras are hopeless romantics so any nice romantic gesture can help capture their hearts, but be genuine! Fakeness can turn off the Libra fast so don’t force anything that isn’t there. Appearance is important to the Libra as well because they can be superficial in nature. If you really want them to find you attractive then maintain a clean and tidy appearance and keep up with your hygiene.  Scorpio: Trust and loyalty is how you capture a Scorpio. Don’t make up lies, talk behind their backs or give away their secrets because they need to know you won’t betray them or add any negativity to their lives before they can date you. Be real and honest with them from the start it should be appreciated greatly. Also Scorpios are attracted to confidence so stay firm to your beliefs and confidently state your opinions and ideas because they can tell when your lying. Sagittarius: Give them excitement, love and freedom. Sagittarius are loyal but they need their own space in a relationship and want to interact with others as well. Give them a rush and create amazing memories with them that they will cherish forever. Be that person they can laugh with and fool around with as well as someone who can share deep philosophical conversation.  Capricorn: Be the person they can trust. Capricorns are reserved with their feelings and are cautious when it comes to opening up. Don’t pry into their personal life until they are ready to open up. Reassure the Capricorn that you are there for them and be that shoulder to cry on. They also value down to earth people so just be yourself, any falseness or a ditsy attitude may turn them off. Also appreciate their sarcasm and dead pan humor.   Aquarius: Be charismatic and create thought provoking conversations. Capture them with your words and go out and try new things with them. Make sure you give the Aquarius some freedom to do their own thing in the relationship since they can be very independent and want to venture out on their own. Pisces: Pisces are dreamers and they need someone who can dream along with them. That being said don’t discourage a Pisces dreams or tell them they need to get their head out of the clouds, though don’t be afraid to give them a gentle nudge in the right direction every now and then. Pisces need someone who is gentle and kind to them so do not be aggressiveness because that is a turn off for them. They are very passionate in a relationship and very into the cheesy lovey dovey stuff. 

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The signs in relationships (some are based off people I know)

Aries: Quite shy. Likes to hold hand and kiss. PDA is their thing, but they don't like to shove their relationship in people's faces. Flirts a lot and teases but doesn't even realise it.

Taurus: Has such an unbelievably big heart, it's kind of overwhelming. Extremely protective over their partner, loves affection and feeling a sense of worth.

Gemini: Enjoys relationship as much as they can. Worries about their partner and makes sure that they have everything that they need. Likes affection, including a little PDA (usually just holding hands). Isn't possessive but likes others to know that their partner is theirs. Emotional, needs to be assured sometimes that it's going to be okay and that they can do it. Overall a loving partner and a very caring person.

Cancer: Usually very shy. Likes to make sure that the other person is okay and having a good day, makes it their mission to ensure their partner is feeling as good as possible. Enjoys the feeling of knowing that they've helped their partner. Blushes easily and gets flustered a lot when their partner says cute things.

Leo: Ball of shyness. Isn't an 'out going person' but will protect their partner with EVERYTHING that they have. Is shy with giving affection (usually says compliments weirdly), likes to spend time with other person, doesn't feel the need to hold hands and hug constantly. VERY shy kisser, eye contact is a rare thing, but overall Leos are caring and just want the best for both them and their partner. Also a bit of a worrier.

Virgo: More like best friends with their partner than a partner. Likes to mess around and have a joke. Isn't keen on PDA but enjoys affection and romance at home.

Libra: Enjoys dates. They don't have to be big like going out for a meal, they enjoy little things like walks in the park or going to a cafe.

Scorpio: Thinks matching outfits are really cool. Will high five you when you want to hold their hand and then laugh. Smiles into kisses. Falls asleep on their partner in films.

Sagittarius: Likes to feel a sense of need - wants to make sure that their partner is having a good day and will go to mad lengths to make sure that if their partner isn't okay, they can cheer them up. Shy with kissing, but loves to cuddle and hold hands. Has this HUGE THING about nicknames. Loves nicknames. Has at least nine for their partner.

Capricorn: Loves cuddles. Likes being playing and doing silly little things. LOVES SELFIES. Some are nice but they'll mainly make their partner take silly ones with them.

Aquarius: Very protective. Know their partner perfectly. Knows when they need space, when they need comfort, knows when they need something or when they want something. Enjoys giving and receiving little gifts and also loves to make out.

Pisces: Isn't HUGE on affection and PDA, but likes to know that their partner is okay. Bit of a joker, likes to prank partner and can sometimes not know when to stop. Extremely sweet and likes to know the feelings they have are returned.

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