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Trapped In An Elevator

Aries: Fucking fuck! I had plans to go to the grOCERY STORE.

Taurus: I really hope the lights stay on so I can finish this chapter.

Gemini: I have a prepare kit in case of emergencies, but I'm not going to share anything in it. Especially the flashlight, in case the light goes out.

Cancer: Perfect. I was hoping for an excuse to miss the start of my shift.

Leo: I'm stressing out because I need to make it to school, but I'm relieved that I'm missing my test.

Virgo: I literally hate all of these people and I haven't even said "Hello."

Libra: Is everyone okay? Does anyone need anything?

Scorpio: I can't tell if anyone is attractive enough to make a connection with...

Sagittarius: I guess someone didn't press the button hard enough! Hahaha!

Capricorn: Not only am I bored, but now some idiot's making senseless jokes. Life is so mundane.

Aquarius: I bet the person next to me just experienced a traumatic event, and the person closest to the buttons just had a promotion at work after going through a hard time, and the person in the corner...

Pisces: I'll throw this problem onto my pile of reasons why my week is horrible.

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Zodiac Family

♈ Cousin Aries: The competitive one who has to win all the games, drink the most alcohol, and win the backyard Cricket game. The cousin who skydives and base jumps and has bright red hair and most of the family is kind of intimidated by them

♉ Aunt Taurus: Will be the one cooking the food, baking the cookies and giving everyone the thoughtful gifts; they take lots of photos of their family. As soon as dissent breaks out they go and lie in the hammock til everyone leaves

♊ Twin Cousins Gemini: Will arrive late on all occasions, dominates the conversation; and you're not sure who will show up ... the family comedic hippie, or the stylish intellect among some, when the conversation gets boring they can't take their eyes off their phones

♌ Mother Cancer: Is the nurturer, the family centre, the one who people go to in their troubles, for unconditional love, wisdom, and the sixth sense motherly instinct. She frequently volunteers to take care of the babies, has a special bond with each of the family members

♋ Uncle Leo: Is always bragging about his wife and kids, showing off pictures of their house and children, always giving the largest and most extravagant thought out gifts, the booming laugh is louder than any voice

♍ Cousin Virgo: Is the overachiever in school, seems like the perfect student, but also seems somewhat detached from his family, parents especially. Makes witty remarks but too often keeps these to himself

♎ Libra Daughter: Is class dux, on all the school committees, has a tonne of friends, on edge out of fear of a massive family fight, makes time to talk to everyone

♏ Aunt Scorpio: Is that aunt you always suspected was a witch, into natural medicine, spells, religion, life, death and rebirth. No one really knows anything about her, smells like incense

♐ Sagittarius brother: Arrives home from his time spent on an Indian pilgrimage to learn about the culture just in time. Is the one who brings his dog, beer, and organises the games, sports, and music

♑ Father Capricorn: Sits at the head of the table looking proudly over his family, the successful businessman, brings the finances, the loyalty, the discipline and the attentiveness, his family want to impress him

♒ Aunt Aquarius: Is that strange, nonsensical aunt that rambles on about conspiracies, planning for the global breakdown and her eccentric ideas

♓ Grandma Pisces: Is the one you go to for their wisdom, for unconditional support, for nonjudgmental ears and amazing insight, sixth sense intuition, the 'go to' person for the family

The Signs as 2015 Memes

Aries: fIGHT ME, I'm always a slut for Doritos

Taurus: Back To The Future, Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams, Tubbs the cat

Gemini: //looks as smudged writing, Charlie Charlie

Cancer: Miley what's good?, Cheeky nandos

Leo: Inappropriate Song Auditions, Advertisement frame

Virgo: Sure Jan, Hoe don't do it, Why you always lyin'

Libra: Breaksticks Meme, Quit telling everyone I'm dead

Scorpio: The Dress, jUST DO IT, Donald Trump

Sagittarius: John Cena, Hi welcome to chilis, Coppy & Tumblr ExecutiveSuite 2016

Capricorn: Mmm whatcha say, Uptown Funk, I didn't get no sleep 'cause of y'all

Aquarius: Netflix and Chill, Let's McFreakin' lose it

Pisces: Left Shark, Sonic for Real Justic, Paul Blart

the signs at a fun fair

forces their friend to go on all of the rides with them: aries, gemini, scorpio, sagittarius spends all of their money on games and food stalls: taurus, leo, libra, capricorn, aquarius is the one being forced to go on the rides: cancer, virgo, pisces

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The signs as b&w aesthetics

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Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Aries, Taurus, Pisces: Best Kissers

Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Aries, Taurus, Pisces (via zodiacmadness)