The Signs As B&w Aesthetics

CRUSHING ON THE ZODIAC BOYS

Aries: Will break ur heart!!!!

Taurus: Stubborn and will try to change the person you are

Gemini: Never blinks but is cute, mixed signals as heck

Cancer: Babies!!! Good for cuddling and something long term

Leo: Get away from me

Virgo: Too conservative and butthurt

Libra: Dreamy as frick

Scorpio: Daddy

Sagittarius: "Murder my vagina" -Sherlock Holmes

Capricorn: U all right when ur not thinking about school

Aquarius: Lets reproduce and create the perfect child

Pisces: Boyfriend material and Senpai

The signs as crushes

Aries: they appear cool and brave so you wanna make the craziest shit with them

Taurus: the one who will invite you to netflix & pizza but not because they want to fuck you

Gemini: the one who stares at you when you look away, will tease you and you can talk with them about everything

Cancer: the one who will have a crush on you too

Leo: the leader who seems impressing to you because of their confident attitude

Virgo: the cute, awkward one, who will never know you're crushing on them even if it's obvious

Libra: the charming one that will make you compliments but they're flirty with everyone so you will never know if they have a crush on you too

Scorpio: the mysterious one you also want to fuck

Sagittarius: the witty one, but they are also very honest and are not the type for mixed signals

Capricorn: the sarcastic asshole who sends mixed signals

Aquarius: the rebellious one you want to get to know because they are so interesting

Pisces: the one you want to have deep conversations with for hours and then cuddle

Did I mention these are transparent?

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the signs as Christmas songs

Aries: Mele Kalikimaka Taurus: All I Want For Christmas Is You Gemini: Baby, It’s Cold Outside Cancer: Mistletoe Leo: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Virgo: Feliz Navidad Libra: Last Christmas Scorpio: Let it Snow Sagittarius: It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year Capricorn: Santa Tell Me Aquarius: Jingle Bell Rock Pisces: Silent Night

WHY PEOPLE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOUR SIGN

Aries: You're a go-getter, you're exciting, & your confidence is attractive.

Taurus: You're funny, really cute, and awkwardly charming.

Gemini: You're hilarious, you're interesting, & you're different from other people.

Cancer: You're sweet, you're caring, & always know what to say.

Leo: You're magnetic, confident, & everyone wants a part of you.

Virgo: You're intelligent, sassy, and independent.

Libra: You have a nice booty, you're cute as heck, and you're naturally charming.

Scorpio: You're sexy, you're mysterious, and you're absolutely fascinating.

Sagittarius: You're wild, you're fun, and you're a really deep person.

Capricorn: You're reliable, you're stable, and you're nurturing.

Aquarius: You're intelligent, you're attractive, and you're different.

Pisces: You're adorable, you have a kind heart, and you're fun to talk to.

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the signs as chandler bing one liners

Aries: i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love

Taurus: nice camouflage. for a minute i almost didn’t see you

Gemini: pants, like shorts, but longer

Cancer: i say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day

Leo: i’m not great at the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Virgo: tell him to email me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com

Libra: you know, i think i don’t care

Scorpio: hi i’m chandler, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable

Sagittarius: oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest

Capricorn: i took the quiz and it turns out i do put career before men

Aquarius: why yes ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia

Pisces: step away from the duck

My Advice For the Signs

Aries: Think more often about what you do and how you react to things, it can be taken the wrong way often.

Taurus: Let others convince you to go out sometimes, it will bring out your adventurous side.

Gemini: Take time to calm down and take a break from your constant go go go attitude.

Cancer: Don't let your emotions overcome you, just find someone who makes you happy as shit.

Leo: Think about others when making decisions, not yourself.

Virgo: Listen to your friends when they tell you that they are offended.

Libra: Being social and showing the happiness that you feel to others will never hurt anyone.

Scorpio: Fucking ask them out man screw what the world is telling you, it's okay to take risks in life.

Sagittarius: You don't have to be happy all the time, it's okay to not be okay.

Capricorn: Maybe give a shit about someone other than yourself sometimes.

Aquarius: Try not to make things seem bigger than they really are.

Pisces: Be yourself, don't try to make up a totally different person just to stand out.