The Signs As Crushes

love yourself

“if you like the way you look that much, you should go and love yourself”: LEO, cancer, virgo, aquarius, pisces, libra

“if you think that i’ve been holding onto something you should go and fuck yourself”: aries, taurus, gemini, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn

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the signs as chandler bing one liners

Aries: i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love

Taurus: nice camouflage. for a minute i almost didn’t see you

Gemini: pants, like shorts, but longer

Cancer: i say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day

Leo: i’m not great at the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Virgo: tell him to email me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com

Libra: you know, i think i don’t care

Scorpio: hi i’m chandler, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable

Sagittarius: oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest

Capricorn: i took the quiz and it turns out i do put career before men

Aquarius: why yes ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia

Pisces: step away from the duck

the signs at a fun fair

forces their friend to go on all of the rides with them: aries, gemini, scorpio, sagittarius spends all of their money on games and food stalls: taurus, leo, libra, capricorn, aquarius is the one being forced to go on the rides: cancer, virgo, pisces

fun facts about the signs that ppl usually dont know bc of their disgusting stereotypes

aries: they're actually really romantic and mushy

taurus: they're v adventurous and likes to do exciting things

gemini: their main goal in life is find their soulmate

cancer: they're big party animals

leo: theyre really nice when they meet new people and they love to compliment people aswell

virgo: they love to laugh and are actually pretty easily entertained

libra: they learn really easily and are super smart

scorpio: they dont care if they make a fool of themselves in front of people or not

sagittarius: can actually be pretty shy in front of people they dont know

capricorn: theyre very kind and like to make people happy and help them out

aquarius: theyre some of the most popular people. not at all antisocial, idek where that came from

pisces: can be really mean and sassy if youre rude or disrespectful to them

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