WHY PEOPLE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOUR SIGN

Aries: You're a go-getter, you're exciting, & your confidence is attractive.

Taurus: You're funny, really cute, and awkwardly charming.

Gemini: You're hilarious, you're interesting, & you're different from other people.

Cancer: You're sweet, you're caring, & always know what to say.

Leo: You're magnetic, confident, & everyone wants a part of you.

Virgo: You're intelligent, sassy, and independent.

Libra: You have a nice booty, you're cute as heck, and you're naturally charming.

Scorpio: You're sexy, you're mysterious, and you're absolutely fascinating.

Sagittarius: You're wild, you're fun, and you're a really deep person.

Capricorn: You're reliable, you're stable, and you're nurturing.

Aquarius: You're intelligent, you're attractive, and you're different.

Pisces: You're adorable, you have a kind heart, and you're fun to talk to.

the signs as freeze pop flavors

lemon lime - gemini, libra

grape - scorpio, pisces

tropical punch - leo, sagittarius

orange - cancer, capricorn

berry punch - aries, aquarius

strawberry - taurus, virgo

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fearfulsapphic

8 years ago

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

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fearfulsapphic

9 years ago

NAMES FOR THE SIGNS

Aries: Berries

Taurus: Toys R Us

Gemini: Lemon Pie

Cancer: Canada

Leo: Cheerio

Virgo: Big Toe

Libra: Zebra

Scorpio: ScorpiNo

Sagittarius: Saggytitties

Capricorn: Canned Corn

Aquarius: Aqua Man

Pisces: Pieces

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fearfulsapphic

9 years ago

Disney Zodiac Posts

Disney-strology: Characters for every birthday

Disney Princesses (1)

Disney Characters (mostly princesses)

Disney Fairies

Disney Villains

Winnie the Pooh

Aladdin

Twitches

Monsters Inc

Halloweentown

High School Muscial

Hocus Pocus

That’s So Raven

The Little Vampire

Nightmare Before Christmas

Hercules

Frozen

Tangled

Browse it all

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fearfulsapphic

9 years ago

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fearfulsapphic

8 years ago

*writes dystopian novel where a bisexual and asexual girl fall in love and save the world together along with their trans bestie and everyone is queer except for that one implied straight character*

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fearfulsapphic

1 year ago

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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fearfulsapphic

9 years ago

the signs as lifeguards

aries: the spontaneous lifeguard that blows their whistle every two seconds for no reason taurus: the bored lifeguard that wears really dark sunglasses so no one can see that they’re sleeping gemini: the easily distracted lifeguard that notices everything except for endangered swimmers cancer: the caring lifeguard that’s just trying to work on their tan but if a kid splashes them they’ll smack that child with a pool noodle leo: the diva lifeguard that would really rather not get their hair wet so don’t drown pls virgo: the sweet lifeguard that’s secretly judging or checking out everyone at the pool libra: the quirky lifeguard that casually flirts with the swimmers and dips their legs in the pool scorpio: the steamy lifeguard who won’t stop at just mouth to mouth sagittarius: the daring lifeguard that tries to show everyone a perfect dive but slips and ends up doing some belly flop move oops capricorn: the dictator lifeguard that shoots people who break the rules with their water gun aquarius: the enticing lifeguard that rocks their red swimsuit and disregards the pool rules pisces: the fun lifeguard that swims with everyone while they’re on duty

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fearfulsapphic

7 years ago

Help my sister get a grave stone

A lot of you may remember that my sister passed in 2015 and we were able to afford to bury her thanks to the kindness of community members. My family is quite poor, my father is a disabled veteran and he and my mother are just getting by. My dad was able to buy a small granite marker that the cemetery staff deemed “temporary” about a year ago, and the cemetery staff has REMOVED it, giving us the option of buying a permanent, expensive new one, or leaving her grave as an unmarked pile of dirt, since they also have neglected to plant any grass on her grave. There is an entire facebook page dedicated to airing grievances against the cemeteries in Floyd county that are owned by StoneMor parent company. Even if you can only spare a dollar, please do. We are out of options at this point.

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fearfulsapphic

1 year ago

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

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