The Signs As Lifeguards

the signs as lifeguards

aries: the spontaneous lifeguard that blows their whistle every two seconds for no reason taurus: the bored lifeguard that wears really dark sunglasses so no one can see that they’re sleeping gemini: the easily distracted lifeguard that notices everything except for endangered swimmers cancer: the caring lifeguard that’s just trying to work on their tan but if a kid splashes them they’ll smack that child with a pool noodle leo: the diva lifeguard that would really rather not get their hair wet so don’t drown pls virgo: the sweet lifeguard that’s secretly judging or checking out everyone at the pool libra: the quirky lifeguard that casually flirts with the swimmers and dips their legs in the pool scorpio: the steamy lifeguard who won’t stop at just mouth to mouth sagittarius: the daring lifeguard that tries to show everyone a perfect dive but slips and ends up doing some belly flop move oops capricorn: the dictator lifeguard that shoots people who break the rules with their water gun aquarius: the enticing lifeguard that rocks their red swimsuit and disregards the pool rules pisces: the fun lifeguard that swims with everyone while they’re on duty

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9 years ago

The Signs as Students

Aries: That one kid who always breaks the rules but still has many friends that respects them. Would often say their opinions or the opinions of others for them and is somewhat athletic. Doesn’t like going to school.

Taurus: Is the laid-back and quiet student at the back that doesn’t really care but does well at school. Looks very nice and is patient and would prefer not having the spotlight. Doesn’t like going to school.

Gemini: A social butterfly, is very popular but talkative. They usually get accused that they’re the one making noise and passing notes. Has average scores and gossips about the other signs. Doesn’t like going to school.

Cancer: The shy kid that has good grades but avoids volunteering and doesn’t like attention. Has a small group of friends and doesn’t like getting in trouble. Is very nurturing and caring in a way. Doesn’t like going to school.

Leo: The popular kid that always likes attention and has a big group of friends. Very social and aims to be the the teachers pet. Usually likes performing in front of many people and usually shows off. Doesn’t like going to school.

Virgo: That kid that’s a perfectionist and studies a lot for the tests. Quiet and doesn’t do anything much that would cause a lot of effort. Barely gets in trouble and lets their friend copy their homework. Doesn’t like going to school.

Libra: The flirtatious type that is outgoing and loves going to parties and events. Doesn’t like having anyone hate them and wants to please everyone. Sometimes gets in trouble but a good friend, doesn’t like going to school.

Scorpio: That one kid that breaks the rules but still is one of the top students in class. Is mysterious and sassy in a way but is a good and protective friend, doesn’t really like school.

Sagittarius: Is usually absent but maintains grades and has a small group of friends. Is liked by some teachers and open-minded, doesn’t like going to school.

Capricorn: That weird kid that is usually misunderstood. Does well in school but avoids the spotlight. The teacher’s pet and has a small group of friends usually and is dependable. Is secretly depressed and doesn’t like going to school.

Aquarius: Is a rebel and doesn’t like being told what to do. Basically doesn’t want to be there and wants to get the heck out of there. Has a group of friends and somehow maintains their friendship. Doesn’t like going to school.

Pisces: At the back usually seen sleeping during class hours. Is usually the peacemaker but then suddenly causes massive shit because of how corrupted the government and school is. Doesn’t like going to school.

Summary: Everyone doesn’t like going to school

7 years ago

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

7 years ago

y'all, i know this is really off topic, but its effected me and every single one of you.

please take the time to look up what’s going on with net neutrality & our government. they want us to pay even more to use websites, such as this one. please, if you have time, please become aware.

7 years ago

talk show with michael b jordan and steven yeun where i invite them to sit down and recreate iconic anime scenes based only on memory and the contents of their pockets 

7 years ago

Reblog if you love the person in your icon.

9 years ago

Omg 😍 I couldn't help but say I'M DONNY BARNES tho...I'm ashamed😂😂😂

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING DAMN

7 years ago

New concept: Lets support all trans people and not just the ones we find attractive.

7 years ago

omg everybody do this it's really fun

validate me

9 years ago

Zodiac Family

♈ Cousin Aries: The competitive one who has to win all the games, drink the most alcohol, and win the backyard Cricket game. The cousin who skydives and base jumps and has bright red hair and most of the family is kind of intimidated by them

♉ Aunt Taurus: Will be the one cooking the food, baking the cookies and giving everyone the thoughtful gifts; they take lots of photos of their family. As soon as dissent breaks out they go and lie in the hammock til everyone leaves

♊ Twin Cousins Gemini: Will arrive late on all occasions, dominates the conversation; and you're not sure who will show up ... the family comedic hippie, or the stylish intellect among some, when the conversation gets boring they can't take their eyes off their phones

♌ Mother Cancer: Is the nurturer, the family centre, the one who people go to in their troubles, for unconditional love, wisdom, and the sixth sense motherly instinct. She frequently volunteers to take care of the babies, has a special bond with each of the family members

♋ Uncle Leo: Is always bragging about his wife and kids, showing off pictures of their house and children, always giving the largest and most extravagant thought out gifts, the booming laugh is louder than any voice

♍ Cousin Virgo: Is the overachiever in school, seems like the perfect student, but also seems somewhat detached from his family, parents especially. Makes witty remarks but too often keeps these to himself

♎ Libra Daughter: Is class dux, on all the school committees, has a tonne of friends, on edge out of fear of a massive family fight, makes time to talk to everyone

♏ Aunt Scorpio: Is that aunt you always suspected was a witch, into natural medicine, spells, religion, life, death and rebirth. No one really knows anything about her, smells like incense

♐ Sagittarius brother: Arrives home from his time spent on an Indian pilgrimage to learn about the culture just in time. Is the one who brings his dog, beer, and organises the games, sports, and music

♑ Father Capricorn: Sits at the head of the table looking proudly over his family, the successful businessman, brings the finances, the loyalty, the discipline and the attentiveness, his family want to impress him

♒ Aunt Aquarius: Is that strange, nonsensical aunt that rambles on about conspiracies, planning for the global breakdown and her eccentric ideas

♓ Grandma Pisces: Is the one you go to for their wisdom, for unconditional support, for nonjudgmental ears and amazing insight, sixth sense intuition, the 'go to' person for the family

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