Y'all, I Know This Is Really Off Topic, But Its Effected Me And Every Single One Of You.

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the signs as freeze pop flavors

lemon lime - gemini, libra

grape - scorpio, pisces

tropical punch - leo, sagittarius

orange - cancer, capricorn

berry punch - aries, aquarius

strawberry - taurus, virgo

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

NAMES FOR THE SIGNS

Aries: Berries

Taurus: Toys R Us

Gemini: Lemon Pie

Cancer: Canada

Leo: Cheerio

Virgo: Big Toe

Libra: Zebra

Scorpio: ScorpiNo

Sagittarius: Saggytitties

Capricorn: Canned Corn

Aquarius: Aqua Man

Pisces: Pieces

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

the signs and fandoms

Supernatural: Leo, Taurus, Scorpio

Harry Potter: Libra, Aries, Virgo

Avengers: Capricorn, Gemini, Aquarius

Doctor Who: Sagittarius, Virgo, Cancer

Pretty Little Liars: Gemini, Leo, Taurus

Hunger Games: Aries, Cancer, Virgo

Homestuck: Pisces, Capricorn, Aquarius

Percy Jackson: Libra, Leo, Sagittarius

Dear friends and supporters,

My name is Nada, and I am reaching out to you with a heavy heart and a sense of urgency.

Here in Gaza, there is a small tent standing alone in the corner of a refugee camp. Inside it, I sit with my young children, trying to protect them in every way possible and provide them with comfort and safety despite the hardships.

My children and I are now in great danger and need your help to evacuate from Gaza to safety. The situation worsens every day with limited access to drinking water, food, and medicine, along with facing the horrors of war.

The war has swept away our homes and dreams, and now we live in a tent, surrounded by hunger, fear, and diseases. My youngest son suffers from hepatitis due to pollution and lack of healthcare.

The days pass very slowly, and the situation deteriorates further each day. The need for food, medicine, water, shelter, and safety has become nearly impossible.

I have launched a fundraising campaign to facilitate our evacuation to Egypt and to start our lives anew. The ticket price to enter Egypt is $5,000 for each adult and $2,500 for children.

Your contribution, no matter how big or small, will make a significant difference in our lives and give us a chance for a brighter future. With your donation, you can be the light that illuminates our lives.

Please save my children; I do not want them to die in Gaza. If I cannot survive, please do not forget them. Protect them after I am gone.🙏🏼❤️

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Donate to Help Us Escape Gaza: A Mother's Plea for Safety, organized by Nada Saftawi

My name is Nada Saftawi, a dedicated teacher, artist, and proud Palestini… Nada Saftawi needs your support for Help Us Escape Gaza: A Mother

You’re going to have be more specific.

The Signs As: Cliché Character Archtypes

ARIES: Meat-headed jock, dating the cheerleader (sagittarius)

TAURUS: the Mary fuckin Sue

GEMINI: THE CHOSEN OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNE (see leo)

CANCER: Knight in shining armor (see scorpio)

LEO: both of the lovers in the token love triangle, fighting for the love of the chosen one (gemini)

VIRGO: Mysteriously quiet boy who never talks but ends up knowing a lot more than you'd think

LIBRA: the dead parents.

SCORPIO: princess in distress (see cancer)

SAGITTARIUS: bitchy cheerleader. always wearing uniform during school and for some reason carries pom poms

CAPRICORN: hero with the fatal flaw of hubris

AQUARIUS: Nerd who's suddenly sexy once glasses are removed and different clothing is acquired

PISCES: villain who says, "we're not so different, you and i" and spends just enough time explaining their evil plan for our beloved hero to escape