aries: full mother bird mode. someone is going to get cut, stabbed, or possibly hospitalized. mauled just enough for them to learn a lesson. taurus: they get in a debate and argue back and forth with whoever is placing the person they care about in harm’s way. they’re great in arguments thanks to their resilience, so the person ends up giving up. gemini: they’d back them up like any tru homie 10/10. nothing too extreme because they don’t want anyone getting hurt, but it’s not cool to mess w people. cancer: you wouldn’t expect it from cancer, but they go on full on, almost as dangerous as aries when upset. not only will they get physical if necessary, they also know a lot of cards they could pull to make you look like a terrible person. bye-bye social status. leo: DO NOT MESS WITH THEIR FRIENDS. probably one of the deadliest people to mess with alongside aries and scorpio. they’ll destroy from the inside out or the outside in–any way they can, they’ll make it happen. virgo: they care for their friends, but the last thing they want is trouble. they’ll try to find a way to negotiate things out, and will probably succeed. libra: they know everyone and have ties everywhere. there’s no one to run when libra is around. libra knows all. libra sees all. libra hears all. scorpio: lmao grave should be dug and headstone rightfully purchased and carved into bc dead for sure sagittarius: they’ll try not to upset even the person harming their friend. they’ll just protect, protect, protect. maybe that will require some contact with the person, or even physical violence. whatever needs to happen, will. capricorn: they’ll snake their way into destroying the person socially. they’re not social butterflies, but they’re good with words and spreading their words around like wildfire. their friends are carefully selected and must be handled with great care because of that. aquarius: their friend will be protected in the end, but the “villain” will still leave with their limbs intact. their dignity, not so much. aquarius will probably mess with them playfully, but it will do the trick. pisces: they don’t want to pick sides. don’t make them. this is too stressful. their friend is their friend and they want to protect them, but the bully is big and scary and what if they come after them next?! this is too much. too dangerous. they’re just one person. they can’t take the pressure.
me: [bursts into your house at 2 am] WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CARLOS DE VIL
big time rush: make it count, play it straight, don’t look back, don’t hesitate when you go
me: BIG TIME
i know a lot of you don’t give a fuck about latinos issues, but venezuela may or may not be entering in a TOTAL dictatorship tomorrow, and i’m so fucking angry, i’m so sad…i’m not venezuelan i’m argentinian and i’m so angry because we can’t do shit to help our venezuelan friends we can do nothing to help the people from venezuela we can just PRAY that everything will okay and venezuela can kick maduro’s ass out of their country, so CAN YOU [THE REST OF THE WORLD] JUST HELP US, LATINOAMERICA, PRAYING FOR VENEZUELA??? please, i’m losing my shit out here because i don’t have not a single way to contact my venezuelan friend and i’m fucking worried. sorry for swearing i’m really freaking out
Also look at your Venus and Moon signs.
Aries - They get that special glow and inside they are screaming in pure joy. Taurus - They are on a mission. Help them or you won’t see them anymore. Gemini - Nervous and awkward. They just talk about their crush all the time. Cancer - Obsessed. Start making future plans immediately. Leo - Just proud. The same as usual but they smile more and dress sexier. Virgo - They stop eating and sleeping until they think of an infallible seduction plan. Libra - Accidentally charming everyone’s pants off while going to the toilet all the time(damn nerves). Scorpio - Super obsessed. They need to know everything. Stalk modus. Sagittarius - A bit more relaxed than usually. Mainly because they’re just really happy. Capricorn - Cute and giggly. You won’t recognise them. Aquarius - Over-analyzing everything their crush said x 1000. Pisces - Can’t sleep, can’t eat, obsess, drink too much and cry.
NEVER LET THIS DIE
This is very important, y'all need to read this entire thing some you need to fucking reblog it because this is vital. I don’t care if it doesn’t “match your theme” or you don’t want anything “depressing” on your feed, get over it and reblog this.
Aries: Fucking fuck! I had plans to go to the grOCERY STORE.
Taurus: I really hope the lights stay on so I can finish this chapter.
Gemini: I have a prepare kit in case of emergencies, but I'm not going to share anything in it. Especially the flashlight, in case the light goes out.
Cancer: Perfect. I was hoping for an excuse to miss the start of my shift.
Leo: I'm stressing out because I need to make it to school, but I'm relieved that I'm missing my test.
Virgo: I literally hate all of these people and I haven't even said "Hello."
Libra: Is everyone okay? Does anyone need anything?
Scorpio: I can't tell if anyone is attractive enough to make a connection with...
Sagittarius: I guess someone didn't press the button hard enough! Hahaha!
Capricorn: Not only am I bored, but now some idiot's making senseless jokes. Life is so mundane.
Aquarius: I bet the person next to me just experienced a traumatic event, and the person closest to the buttons just had a promotion at work after going through a hard time, and the person in the corner...
Pisces: I'll throw this problem onto my pile of reasons why my week is horrible.
aries: I love my job I get to see so many new people and it's just terrific man you know *accidentally drops drink* gODDAMN F#€@%+€&!!!
taurus: hey guys you ok? looks like you need some extra help? lmao sorry I'm done for the day SMELL YA LATER
gemini: hey sweet cheeks wanna buy me a drink after work I get off at 4 ;) ;) ;)
cancer: hi!! how are you?? that's good!! haha oh right what do you want to order?
leo: adding a shot of caffeine in there you really look like you need it know what I mean lmao
virgo: AIGHT WE GOT FOUTRY THREE SECONDS TO MAKE A VENTI VANILLA LATTE LETS GO TEAM
libra: hey hey hey you want a what? a latte? well imma put an extra shot of syrup because you're SWEET HAHA GET IT
scorpio: can we please serve these people asap so I can go home I'm watching avengers tonight
sagittarius: *the one guy who makes really intense eye contact with all the customers*
capricorn: whoa I really like your shirt!! is that *band*?? omg I LOVE them we should hang out some time hmu man hmu
aquarius: yo the stars say you should get a venti cappuccino today
instead of a small u feel
pisces: uhhhhh wait sorry can you repeat the order please?
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