Fun Facts About Your Sign Here

fun facts about the signs that ppl usually dont know bc of their disgusting stereotypes

aries: they're actually really romantic and mushy

taurus: they're v adventurous and likes to do exciting things

gemini: their main goal in life is find their soulmate

cancer: they're big party animals

leo: theyre really nice when they meet new people and they love to compliment people aswell

virgo: they love to laugh and are actually pretty easily entertained

libra: they learn really easily and are super smart

scorpio: they dont care if they make a fool of themselves in front of people or not

sagittarius: can actually be pretty shy in front of people they dont know

capricorn: theyre very kind and like to make people happy and help them out

aquarius: theyre some of the most popular people. not at all antisocial, idek where that came from

pisces: can be really mean and sassy if youre rude or disrespectful to them

Goddamn it

If old rich white men could STOP trying to ruin the country for literally everyone else that would be fucking G R E A T

socks on Christmas

8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

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whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

The "death stare" squad

Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Gemini, Leo, Aquarius

the signs as freeze pop flavors

lemon lime - gemini, libra

grape - scorpio, pisces

tropical punch - leo, sagittarius

orange - cancer, capricorn

berry punch - aries, aquarius

strawberry - taurus, virgo

Not enough people seem to want to bother with “Battle For The Net, even though it’s super duper easy to use Battle For The Net because they made it easy for you, and it’s so quick to use because of how fast the internet is right now since the FCC haven’t destroyed the internet yet.

If you have a cellphone, they will text you and tell you what to do. They will give you a number to call and tell you what to do. The script basically is

“I Support strong Net Neutrality rules. Could you use the Congressional Review Act to overturn the FCC’s appeal?“

Can’t get texts? Worried that you’ll miss the phone number in the email? No problem! It’s (202) 930-9322 and you should be updated fairly regularly on both email and text. (Provided you have either one.)

This takes maybe ten minutes at most. Five at least.

You can also “share” this on Twitter and Facebook without having to worry about what to say- it will provide exactly what you need to say for you.

Scroll down a bit and insert the state where you live and you’ll see

All you have to do is click on their faces and it will automatically send you to Twitter with a Tweet ready for them.

(It’s different for people who are voting for it.)

Again, this should take maybeee… Thirty seconds at most?

Your Rising Sign Descriptions...

Aries: An aura as warm as the sun

Taurus: Beauty with a brain to match

Gemini: Looks tough but sweet and bitter on the inside

Cancer: Butterfingers with butter-tongues (meaning that it's easy for them to spill the beans)

Leo: Looks older than they actually are

Virgo: Every color looks well on their face

Libra: Has the universe in their eyes

Scorpio: Hair as beautiful as the stars

Sagittarius: The camera loves their face

Capricorn: Has an unapproachable stature

Aquarius: Hard to find the perfect smile

Pisces: Always equipped with a twinkling smile

The signs as inspirational life mottos

aries: fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.

taurus: I just don't want to look back and think "I could have eaten that".

gemini: don't do meth, do math. it'll fuck you up twice as much.

cancer: never put off til tomorrow what you can straight up cancel.

leo: don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.

virgo: why say something in 10 words when you can say it in 1000.

libra: everything happens for a reason. but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.

scorpio: why wrestle your demons when you can use them to kill your enemies.

sagittarius: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be.

capricorn: sarcasm, because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

aquarius: maturity is like a light switch. you only turn it on when needed.

pisces: today i will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case i will eat a cookie.