The Signs As Inspirational Life Mottos

The signs as inspirational life mottos

aries: fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.

taurus: I just don't want to look back and think "I could have eaten that".

gemini: don't do meth, do math. it'll fuck you up twice as much.

cancer: never put off til tomorrow what you can straight up cancel.

leo: don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.

virgo: why say something in 10 words when you can say it in 1000.

libra: everything happens for a reason. but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.

scorpio: why wrestle your demons when you can use them to kill your enemies.

sagittarius: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be.

capricorn: sarcasm, because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

aquarius: maturity is like a light switch. you only turn it on when needed.

pisces: today i will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case i will eat a cookie.

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9 years ago

The Signs as 2015 Memes

Aries: fIGHT ME, I'm always a slut for Doritos

Taurus: Back To The Future, Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams, Tubbs the cat

Gemini: //looks as smudged writing, Charlie Charlie

Cancer: Miley what's good?, Cheeky nandos

Leo: Inappropriate Song Auditions, Advertisement frame

Virgo: Sure Jan, Hoe don't do it, Why you always lyin'

Libra: Breaksticks Meme, Quit telling everyone I'm dead

Scorpio: The Dress, jUST DO IT, Donald Trump

Sagittarius: John Cena, Hi welcome to chilis, Coppy & Tumblr ExecutiveSuite 2016

Capricorn: Mmm whatcha say, Uptown Funk, I didn't get no sleep 'cause of y'all

Aquarius: Netflix and Chill, Let's McFreakin' lose it

Pisces: Left Shark, Sonic for Real Justic, Paul Blart

9 years ago

how the signs act in love // how to get them to open up to you

aries: they fall pretty hard, really fast. theyll obsess over you and do anything in their power to get you to pay attention to them. they will tell you nice things, try to show off or compete with you, or try and come up with the most random things that you have in common, they also might try to get into some of your hobbies or intests just to know you better. they may even act like this towards people they arent in love with, bc they naturally flirt with almost everyone without realizing it, but if they love you it will be almost 100% obvious. for some reason, they begin to fall for either too confident people or really insecure people. they crave an extremely passionate relationship thats nothing but interesting. to get to know them, really all you have to do is ask whatever you want to know. its rare that they are distant, even to people that they really hate.

taurus: theyll laugh at all of your jokes, smile a tonnn around you, and always try to make eye contact with you. theyll also buy you lots of thoughtful gifts that they think you might love! they may try to act like they dont love you, even by teasing you or making fun of you but they always fall really hard without even realizing it. when they realize they love you, they will touch you a lot and always want to be really close to you. although, taurus like to take everything they do slowly, they need some time to open up. the more you want to get to know them, the more you need to be patient and try to understand what they feel. the longer you know them, they more you will learn about them so dont rush it. also, if you want them to feel safer and more open with you, tell them about yourself and how you feel.

gemini: they will always tell stories and make up jokes to impress you. they'll do anything to grab your attention and become kinda loud when youre around. they will fall in and out of love a lot so dont be surprised if they move on quickly or their opinions change. at one moment theyll talk like they're madly in love with you to their friends and the next theyll be saying the worst stuff about you. deep down, gemini's main goal in life is to find their soulmate, no matter how long it takes them or how detached they seem. they normally, cut themselves off when it comes to showing their emotions, but they might reveal somethings if you are alone together. if you want them to open up, approach them v casually, not like you really deeply need to know.

cancer: they're very shy and quiet with their love and they'll try and keep it a secret from you. they will talk to their friends for hours about how much they love you. they will eventually subtly compliment you and stare and blush a lot, even though they wish they could tell you all the things they like about you. they dont like to fall in love, so theyll refuse they are even though its super obvious and theyll sulk and refuse when theyre called out on it. you can tell theyre in love when they start to look after you. they'll always want to make sure youre safe and theyll usually do something to get approval from you. they also tend to be shy, even just in general, but if they trust you, theyll be really willing to open up to you. so if you tell them how you feel, youll most likely get a lot in return.

leo: they'll act even more proud of themselves than usual, they think if they think highly of themselves or seem that way that you will think that too. they'll be really touch and always want to cuddle you, theyll also be really generous towards you. they always want to be seen with you as well, almost showing you off. although, they rarely fall completely in love, but when they do, they fall HARD. if you want a leo to open up to you, you just have to seem like you genuinely care and want to listen. if you ask and actually listen attentively, theyll tell you what you want to hear.

virgo: theyre very very nervous and shy around you. they'll stutter and have a loss of words. also, they stare a loooot. they actually dont really have a problem sharing how they think and feel, but they may seem a little complicated, because they dont even really know how they feel. they like to ask a lot of people their opinions on something to figure out if how they feel is the most logical, so theyll open up more if youre tolerant and reassuring of their thoughts.

libra: they look at you like theyre in love with you and they tease you a lot. theyll be giggly and even more charmimg than normal (if thats even possible). theyll compliment yoU A TON if they arent too shy. they fall in love a lot and really quickly. youll certainly be able to tell, theyll do anything to show you. they seem very friendly and sincere, even if they dont like you, but theyre actually a little scared of revealing too much. they fear rejection and judgement. if you want them to believe in you, show them that you realy admire then and that everything they think is ok with you.

scorpio: theyll laugh at almost anything you say and stare at you whenever you look away. they might even get so caught up in staring at you that theyll continue to stare even after you notice. theyll also tease you if you are close. they dont really take relationships all too seriously until they realize that theyre actually in love. it can be quite hard to get them to open, but when theyre stuck in the moment or so padsionate about something it may just all flow out. although, they are very secretive so if they dont want you to know something, you wont know. the best way ti get them to open up is intimacy. you must be very emotionally connected to them or in a deep relationship for them to share their deepest thoughts.

sagittarius: they will do a lot of things they normally wouldnt do and be extra friendly. theyll also make sure youre alway included in the situation. they dont really go out of their way when theyre in love. they like to watch and admire from afar, so you might not even notice. when it comes to sharing what they think, theyre pretty open, but they wont tell you everything if you're pressuring them. the best way to get them to talk about their feelings is to make it casual and just ask. you can also just wait for them to come to you, if theres something they want you to know, theyll tell you.

capricorn: they get kinda shy and overwhelmed when theyre around you, if you arent totally close. theyll smile a lot when they talk ot think about you. theyll also offer to do things for you and anything to make you happy. they fall deeply in love and when its over it can take them a long time to get over it. they may disappear for a while if something goes wrong, but theyll always come back to you. before they open up to you, they want to make sure you are very caring and that you wont judge them, so this can take some patience. they are less open about sharing feelings about love or anything that can make them feel vulnerable, but once they trust you theyll share almost anything with you. you may need to prove yourself multiple times or remind them that they really trust you, but its very worth it.

aquarius: theyll tease you and try to compete against you. they may even tell you things that they normally wouldnt share with anyone else. they take a while to realize the the like or even love someone so you may notice even before them. they will act very comfortable and a little strange around you and expect you to be totally comfortable around them aswell. they are very flustered when theyre in love and they may even deny it to you or to themselves. they are very accepting of anything that you might share with them but theyre distant when it comes to sharing what they feel. its very important that you act as their friend first before you expect anything too deep to come from them. you need to really show them and tell them that its ok to share how they feel and that you will be just as accepting as they are.

pisces: theyll flirt a little boldly then act as though they arent serious and they think amd talk about you all the time. theyll create little fantasies of you. they will act very sweet around you and try anything to see you smile, but they maybe a little more shy than normal. they love to fall in love and they fall in love with anyone who will love them. later, they may realize that it wasnt true love, but be too afraid to let you down. they will open up to you if they like you a lot and they feel that you trust them. they will follow their intuition and trust you if you feel it, you may need to be patient.

8 years ago

anthony ramos reblog if you agree

7 years ago

lance: hey keith are you okay? i know being galra must be a surprise but…you look really out of it dude do you wanna talk

keith: no im fine

keith internally: all the galra are like 7ft tall. zarkon is fucking 8ft maybe 7 ½ without the suit and i fucking get the short genes. i get the SHORT GENES. im part of an alien race where all of them are ridiculously tall and im fucKING FIVE FOOT SIX–

8 years ago
Sometimes You Just Gotta Run Next Door And Chill With Your Bff
Sometimes You Just Gotta Run Next Door And Chill With Your Bff
Sometimes You Just Gotta Run Next Door And Chill With Your Bff
Sometimes You Just Gotta Run Next Door And Chill With Your Bff
Sometimes You Just Gotta Run Next Door And Chill With Your Bff
Sometimes You Just Gotta Run Next Door And Chill With Your Bff

sometimes you just gotta run next door and chill with your bff

9 years ago

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

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9 years ago

@purpleglp1010 WE SHOULD DO THIS

20 Day Princess Challenge Day 1: The Princess You Adore Most  Day 2: The Princess You Like Least Day

20 Day Princess Challenge day 1: the princess you adore most  day 2: the princess you like least day 3: the princess you relate to most day 4: the side kick you wish you had day 5: the best friend you wish you could hang out with  day 6: the prince you wish loved you day 7: the parents you wish raised you day 8: the castle you wish you lived in day 9: the town you wish you lived in day 10: the dress you wish you owned day 11: the voice you wish you had day 12: two princesses you think are best friends day 13: two princesses you think detest each other day 14: two side kicks who could make a great duo day 15: two princes who would be best buds day 16: the scene that always makes you cry day 17: the scene that always makes you cheer day 18: the scene that always makes you cringe day 19: the story you wish was your life day 20: the movie you love the most

9 years ago

Sasstrology Special: Which Pop Culture Characters Have Your Zodiac Sign?

At some point in everyone’s life they have watched a movie, book, or TV show. And there are certain ones that stand out to us as our favorites. In whatever book, movie or show is your favorite, you most likely have a favorite character that you feel a connection to. Have you ever wondered if you have the same personality as these characters, possibly even the same zodiac sign? If you have ever thought this to yourself, it’s time to find out what characters match the characteristics and personality traits of your zodiac sign from TV shows, books and movies such as The Breakfast Club, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Avengers, various Disney movies and many more.

Source: http://www.utimesonline.com/features/2014/03/31/3004/

Aries(March 21-April 19):

Tony Stark/Iron Man from “The Avengers”

Traits of Aries that Tony has: impulsive, independent, workaholic, social

Jasmine from “Aladdin” Traits of Aries that Jasmine has: rebellious, clever, independent, feisty

Romeo Montague from “Romeo and Juliet” Traits of Aries that Romeo has: impulsive, rebellious, social, romantic

Angelica Pickles from “The Rugrats” Traits of Aries that Angelica has: bossy, social, feisty, charismatic

Eddy from “Ed, Edd, N Eddy” Traits of Aries that Eddy has: social, bossy, prone to anger, impulsive

Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” Traits of Aries that Lois has: independent, romantic, clever, assertive

Taurus (April 20-May 20):

Belle from “Beauty and the Beast”

Traits of Taurus that Belle has: book-smart, stubborn, forgiving, family-oriented

Sheldon Cooper from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Taurus that Sheldon has: book-smart, independent, clean-freak, stubborn

Katniss Everdeen from “The Hunger Games” Traits of Taurus that Katniss has: stubborn, clever, nurturing, family-oriented

Sam Winchester from “Supernatural” Traits of Taurus that Sam has: book-smart, independent, emotional, clever

Tinker Bell from “Peter Pan” Traits of Taurus that Tinker Bell has: clever, energetic, stubborn, jealous

Jack Dawson from “Titanic” Traits of Taurus that Jack has: romantic, emotional, hardworking, stubborn

Gemini (May 21-June 20):

Peter Pan from “Peter Pan”

Traits of Gemini that Peter has: child-like, adventurous, friendly, flirtatious

Rapunzel from “Tangled” Traits of Gemini that Rapunzel has: child-like, multitasker, friendly, curious

Pippin Took from “The Lord of the Rings” Traits of Gemini that Pippin has: playful, curious, adventurous, helpful

Lumpy Space Princess from “Adventure Time” Traits of Gemini that LPS has: immature, talkative, friendly, expressive

The Eleventh Doctor from “Doctor Who” Traits of Gemini that Eleven has: child-like, friendly, talkative, curious

Moria O’Hara from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Gemini that Moria has: friendly, helpful, wise, confident

Cancer (June 21-July 22):

Wendy Darling from “Peter Pan”

Traits of Cancer that Wendy has: nurturing, imaginative, compassionate, emotional

Brian Johnson from “The Breakfast Club” Traits of Cancer that Brian has: book-smart, emotional, shy, follows the rules

Juliet Capulet from “Romeo and Juliet” Traits of Cancer that Juliet has: romantic, emotional, level-headed, impulsive

Leonard Hofstadter from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Cancer that Leonard has: nerdy, shy, emotional, friendly

Daenerys Targaryn from “The Game of Thrones” Traits of Cancer that Daenerys has: compassionate, nurturing, assertive, kind

John Watson from “Sherlock” Traits of Cancer that Watson has: level-headed, book-smart, friendly, shy

Leo (July 23-Aug 22):

Thor from “The Avengers”

Traits of Leo that Thor has: courageous, chivalrous, honorable, humorous

Mulan from “Mulan” Traits of Leo that Mulan has: brave, honorable, humorous, generous

Harry Potter from “Harry Potter” Traits of Leo that Harry has: brave, adventurous, honorable, quick-witted

Madison Montgomery from “American Horror Story: Coven” Traits of Leo that Madison has: ambitious, power-hungry, seductive, self-absorbed

Simba from “The Lion King” Traits of Leo that Simba has: brave, generous, charismatic, adventurous

Robin Sherbatsky from “How I Met Your Mother” Traits of Leo that Robin has: workaholic, charismatic, ambitious, brave

Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22):

Cinderella from “Cinderella”

Traits of Virgo that Cinderella has: hardworking, kind, assertive, animal-lover

Frodo Baggins from “The Lord of the Rings” Traits of Virgo that Frodo has: loyal, family-oriented, kind, courageous

Hermione Granger from “Harry Potter” Traits of Virgo that Hermione has: studious, book-smart, courageous, neurotic

Dexter from “Dexter’s Laboratory” Traits of Virgo that Dexter has: book-smart, workaholic, analytical, neurotic

Bella Swan from “Twilight” Traits of Virgo that Bella has: independent, analytical, neurotic, family-oriented

Adrian Monk from “Monk” Traits of Virgo that Adrian has: neurotic, particular, analytical, workaholic

Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22):

Aladdin from “Aladdin”

Traits of Libra that Aladdin has: daring, romantic, friendly, fair

Anna from “Frozen” Traits of Libra that Anna has: bubbly, romantic, optimistic, quirky

Scott Pilgrim from “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” Traits of Libra that Scott has: awkward, romantic, quirky, friendly

Hazel Lancaster from “The Fault in Our Stars” Traits of Libra that Hazel has: awkward, shy, social, intelligent

Winnie the Pooh from “The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh” Traits of Libra that Pooh has: friendly, social, appreciative, optimistic

Rory Gilmore from “Gilmore Girls” Traits of Libra that Rory has: intelligent, friendly, shy, awkward

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21):

Pocahontas from “Pocahontas”

Traits of Scorpio that Pocahontas has: passionate, ambitious, observant, reserved

Stewie Griffin from “Family Guy” Traits of Scorpio that Stewie has: sarcastic, intelligent, composed, humorous

Helga Pataki from “Hey Arnold” Traits of Scorpio that Helga has: passionate, obsessive, intense, secretive

Ben Harmon from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Scorpio that Ben has: emotional, intense, secretive, resentful

Molly Wesley from “Harry Potter” Traits of Scorpio that Molly has: fiery, emotional, determined, magnetic

Angel from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” Traits of Scorpio that Angel has: resentful, emotional, secretive, passional

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21):

Jesse Katsopolis from “Full House”

Traits of Sagittarius that Jesse has: independent, talented, humorous, charismatic

Merida from “Brave” Traits of Sagittarius that Merida has: independent, rebellious, adventurous, talented

Robin Hood from “Robin Hood” Traits of Sagittarius that Robin has: adventurous, rebellious, humanitarian, social

Lorelai Gilmore from “Gilmore Girls” Traits of Sagittarius that Lorelai has: social, humorous, friendly, optimistic

Charlie Harper from “Two and a Half Men” Traits of Sagittarius that Charlie has: eccentric, party-animal, independent, talented

Penny from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Sagittarius that Penny has: talented, optimistic, social, humorous

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19):

Buffy Summers from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

Traits of Capricorn that Buffy has: family-oriented, brave, workaholic, ambitious

Sherlock Holmes from “Sherlock” Traits of Capricorn that Sherlock has: cynical, reserved, quick-witted, book-smart

Elsa from “Frozen” Traits of Capricorn that Elsa has: hides emotions, family-oriented, extravagant, neurotic

Charlie Kelmeckis from “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” Traits of Capricorn that Charlie has: book-smart, family-oriented, neurotic, reserved

Ramona Flowers from “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” Traits of Capricorn that Ramona has: reserved, independent, passive, rebellious

Peeta Mellark from “The Hunger Games” Traits of Capricorn that Peeta has: workaholic, family-oriented, brave, reserved

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18):

John Bender from “The Breakfast Club”

Traits of Aquarius that Bender has: rebellious, stubborn, independent, pretentious

Ariel from “The Little Mermaid” Traits of Aquarius that Ariel has: rebellious, curious, stubborn, adventurous

Dean Winchester from “Supernatural” Traits of Aquarius that Dean has: humanitarian, stubborn, detached, adventurous

Phoebe Buffay from “Friends” Traits of Aquarius that Phoebe has: eccentric, creative, humanitarian, unique

Augustus Waters from “The Fault in Our Stars” Traits of Aquarius that Augustus has: caring, adventurous, rebellious, stubborn

Violet Harmon from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Aquarius that Violet has: independent, rebellious, music loving, quick-witted

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20):

Alice from “Alice in Wonderland”

Traits of Pisces that Alice has: daydream-y, imaginative, shy, curious

Willy Wonka from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” Traits of Pisces that Wonka has: imaginative, eccentric, wise, friendly

Katara from “Avatar: The Last Airbender” Traits of Pisces that Katara has: nurturing, helpful, quiet, hopeful

Ron Weasley from “Harry Potter” Traits of Pisces that Ron has: awkward, compassionate, sensitive, selfless

Willow Rosenberg from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” Traits of Pisces that Willow has: escapist, wise, sensitive, quiet

Quasimodo from “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” Traits of Pisces that Quasi has: quiet, artistic, imaginative, sensitive

1 year ago

"we need more traumatized characters/characters with ptsd and/or who are abuse victims portrayed realistically with symptoms that Arent cute and soft and pretty!" you guys couldnt even handle lapis lazuli


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9 years ago

The "death stare" squad

Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Gemini, Leo, Aquarius

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