aries: they fall pretty hard, really fast. theyll obsess over you and do anything in their power to get you to pay attention to them. they will tell you nice things, try to show off or compete with you, or try and come up with the most random things that you have in common, they also might try to get into some of your hobbies or intests just to know you better. they may even act like this towards people they arent in love with, bc they naturally flirt with almost everyone without realizing it, but if they love you it will be almost 100% obvious. for some reason, they begin to fall for either too confident people or really insecure people. they crave an extremely passionate relationship thats nothing but interesting. to get to know them, really all you have to do is ask whatever you want to know. its rare that they are distant, even to people that they really hate.
taurus: theyll laugh at all of your jokes, smile a tonnn around you, and always try to make eye contact with you. theyll also buy you lots of thoughtful gifts that they think you might love! they may try to act like they dont love you, even by teasing you or making fun of you but they always fall really hard without even realizing it. when they realize they love you, they will touch you a lot and always want to be really close to you. although, taurus like to take everything they do slowly, they need some time to open up. the more you want to get to know them, the more you need to be patient and try to understand what they feel. the longer you know them, they more you will learn about them so dont rush it. also, if you want them to feel safer and more open with you, tell them about yourself and how you feel.
gemini: they will always tell stories and make up jokes to impress you. they'll do anything to grab your attention and become kinda loud when youre around. they will fall in and out of love a lot so dont be surprised if they move on quickly or their opinions change. at one moment theyll talk like they're madly in love with you to their friends and the next theyll be saying the worst stuff about you. deep down, gemini's main goal in life is to find their soulmate, no matter how long it takes them or how detached they seem. they normally, cut themselves off when it comes to showing their emotions, but they might reveal somethings if you are alone together. if you want them to open up, approach them v casually, not like you really deeply need to know.
cancer: they're very shy and quiet with their love and they'll try and keep it a secret from you. they will talk to their friends for hours about how much they love you. they will eventually subtly compliment you and stare and blush a lot, even though they wish they could tell you all the things they like about you. they dont like to fall in love, so theyll refuse they are even though its super obvious and theyll sulk and refuse when theyre called out on it. you can tell theyre in love when they start to look after you. they'll always want to make sure youre safe and theyll usually do something to get approval from you. they also tend to be shy, even just in general, but if they trust you, theyll be really willing to open up to you. so if you tell them how you feel, youll most likely get a lot in return.
leo: they'll act even more proud of themselves than usual, they think if they think highly of themselves or seem that way that you will think that too. they'll be really touch and always want to cuddle you, theyll also be really generous towards you. they always want to be seen with you as well, almost showing you off. although, they rarely fall completely in love, but when they do, they fall HARD. if you want a leo to open up to you, you just have to seem like you genuinely care and want to listen. if you ask and actually listen attentively, theyll tell you what you want to hear.
virgo: theyre very very nervous and shy around you. they'll stutter and have a loss of words. also, they stare a loooot. they actually dont really have a problem sharing how they think and feel, but they may seem a little complicated, because they dont even really know how they feel. they like to ask a lot of people their opinions on something to figure out if how they feel is the most logical, so theyll open up more if youre tolerant and reassuring of their thoughts.
libra: they look at you like theyre in love with you and they tease you a lot. theyll be giggly and even more charmimg than normal (if thats even possible). theyll compliment yoU A TON if they arent too shy. they fall in love a lot and really quickly. youll certainly be able to tell, theyll do anything to show you. they seem very friendly and sincere, even if they dont like you, but theyre actually a little scared of revealing too much. they fear rejection and judgement. if you want them to believe in you, show them that you realy admire then and that everything they think is ok with you.
scorpio: theyll laugh at almost anything you say and stare at you whenever you look away. they might even get so caught up in staring at you that theyll continue to stare even after you notice. theyll also tease you if you are close. they dont really take relationships all too seriously until they realize that theyre actually in love. it can be quite hard to get them to open, but when theyre stuck in the moment or so padsionate about something it may just all flow out. although, they are very secretive so if they dont want you to know something, you wont know. the best way ti get them to open up is intimacy. you must be very emotionally connected to them or in a deep relationship for them to share their deepest thoughts.
sagittarius: they will do a lot of things they normally wouldnt do and be extra friendly. theyll also make sure youre alway included in the situation. they dont really go out of their way when theyre in love. they like to watch and admire from afar, so you might not even notice. when it comes to sharing what they think, theyre pretty open, but they wont tell you everything if you're pressuring them. the best way to get them to talk about their feelings is to make it casual and just ask. you can also just wait for them to come to you, if theres something they want you to know, theyll tell you.
capricorn: they get kinda shy and overwhelmed when theyre around you, if you arent totally close. theyll smile a lot when they talk ot think about you. theyll also offer to do things for you and anything to make you happy. they fall deeply in love and when its over it can take them a long time to get over it. they may disappear for a while if something goes wrong, but theyll always come back to you. before they open up to you, they want to make sure you are very caring and that you wont judge them, so this can take some patience. they are less open about sharing feelings about love or anything that can make them feel vulnerable, but once they trust you theyll share almost anything with you. you may need to prove yourself multiple times or remind them that they really trust you, but its very worth it.
aquarius: theyll tease you and try to compete against you. they may even tell you things that they normally wouldnt share with anyone else. they take a while to realize the the like or even love someone so you may notice even before them. they will act very comfortable and a little strange around you and expect you to be totally comfortable around them aswell. they are very flustered when theyre in love and they may even deny it to you or to themselves. they are very accepting of anything that you might share with them but theyre distant when it comes to sharing what they feel. its very important that you act as their friend first before you expect anything too deep to come from them. you need to really show them and tell them that its ok to share how they feel and that you will be just as accepting as they are.
pisces: theyll flirt a little boldly then act as though they arent serious and they think amd talk about you all the time. theyll create little fantasies of you. they will act very sweet around you and try anything to see you smile, but they maybe a little more shy than normal. they love to fall in love and they fall in love with anyone who will love them. later, they may realize that it wasnt true love, but be too afraid to let you down. they will open up to you if they like you a lot and they feel that you trust them. they will follow their intuition and trust you if you feel it, you may need to be patient.
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Good luck on your new acc fam
I love how they both stood up like that
When it comes to gutting Net Neutrality, the phrase “It’s not gonna happen” pisses me the FUCK off. Odds are, the people who say that aren’t doing anything about it. And with the way things are going, it looks like it IS going to happen.
Saying “It’s not gonna happen” gives others a false sense of hope that this will not pass, meaning those who may have helped to make the difference in calling in will now feel like they don’t have to.
The people who say this are literally part of the problem. PLEASE be part of the solution.
If we’re pals and I unfollowed you today it was prob an accident just message me like bih wyd and I’ll refollow
aries: I love my job I get to see so many new people and it's just terrific man you know *accidentally drops drink* gODDAMN F#€@%+€&!!!
taurus: hey guys you ok? looks like you need some extra help? lmao sorry I'm done for the day SMELL YA LATER
gemini: hey sweet cheeks wanna buy me a drink after work I get off at 4 ;) ;) ;)
cancer: hi!! how are you?? that's good!! haha oh right what do you want to order?
leo: adding a shot of caffeine in there you really look like you need it know what I mean lmao
virgo: AIGHT WE GOT FOUTRY THREE SECONDS TO MAKE A VENTI VANILLA LATTE LETS GO TEAM
libra: hey hey hey you want a what? a latte? well imma put an extra shot of syrup because you're SWEET HAHA GET IT
scorpio: can we please serve these people asap so I can go home I'm watching avengers tonight
sagittarius: *the one guy who makes really intense eye contact with all the customers*
capricorn: whoa I really like your shirt!! is that *band*?? omg I LOVE them we should hang out some time hmu man hmu
aquarius: yo the stars say you should get a venti cappuccino today
instead of a small u feel
pisces: uhhhhh wait sorry can you repeat the order please?
i see your elf practice meme and raise you ‘i’m a man now tanta’
WELP. TAKING A TRIP TO PARIS. BYE
LOOK WHAT I SAW IN DISNEY STORE IN PARIS I CRIED TEARS OF JOY LORD HELP ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (they don’t have ANY merch in Singapore)
Aries: Berries
Taurus: Toys R Us
Gemini: Lemon Pie
Cancer: Canada
Leo: Cheerio
Virgo: Big Toe
Libra: Zebra
Scorpio: ScorpiNo
Sagittarius: Saggytitties
Capricorn: Canned Corn
Aquarius: Aqua Man
Pisces: Pieces
aries: fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.
taurus: I just don't want to look back and think "I could have eaten that".
gemini: don't do meth, do math. it'll fuck you up twice as much.
cancer: never put off til tomorrow what you can straight up cancel.
leo: don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.
virgo: why say something in 10 words when you can say it in 1000.
libra: everything happens for a reason. but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
scorpio: why wrestle your demons when you can use them to kill your enemies.
sagittarius: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be.
capricorn: sarcasm, because beating the shit out of people is illegal.
aquarius: maturity is like a light switch. you only turn it on when needed.
pisces: today i will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case i will eat a cookie.