Morning Net Neutrality Rant

Zodiac Family

♈ Cousin Aries: The competitive one who has to win all the games, drink the most alcohol, and win the backyard Cricket game. The cousin who skydives and base jumps and has bright red hair and most of the family is kind of intimidated by them

♉ Aunt Taurus: Will be the one cooking the food, baking the cookies and giving everyone the thoughtful gifts; they take lots of photos of their family. As soon as dissent breaks out they go and lie in the hammock til everyone leaves

♊ Twin Cousins Gemini: Will arrive late on all occasions, dominates the conversation; and you're not sure who will show up ... the family comedic hippie, or the stylish intellect among some, when the conversation gets boring they can't take their eyes off their phones

♌ Mother Cancer: Is the nurturer, the family centre, the one who people go to in their troubles, for unconditional love, wisdom, and the sixth sense motherly instinct. She frequently volunteers to take care of the babies, has a special bond with each of the family members

♋ Uncle Leo: Is always bragging about his wife and kids, showing off pictures of their house and children, always giving the largest and most extravagant thought out gifts, the booming laugh is louder than any voice

♍ Cousin Virgo: Is the overachiever in school, seems like the perfect student, but also seems somewhat detached from his family, parents especially. Makes witty remarks but too often keeps these to himself

♎ Libra Daughter: Is class dux, on all the school committees, has a tonne of friends, on edge out of fear of a massive family fight, makes time to talk to everyone

♏ Aunt Scorpio: Is that aunt you always suspected was a witch, into natural medicine, spells, religion, life, death and rebirth. No one really knows anything about her, smells like incense

♐ Sagittarius brother: Arrives home from his time spent on an Indian pilgrimage to learn about the culture just in time. Is the one who brings his dog, beer, and organises the games, sports, and music

♑ Father Capricorn: Sits at the head of the table looking proudly over his family, the successful businessman, brings the finances, the loyalty, the discipline and the attentiveness, his family want to impress him

♒ Aunt Aquarius: Is that strange, nonsensical aunt that rambles on about conspiracies, planning for the global breakdown and her eccentric ideas

♓ Grandma Pisces: Is the one you go to for their wisdom, for unconditional support, for nonjudgmental ears and amazing insight, sixth sense intuition, the 'go to' person for the family

Why You’ll Never Get Over The Signs

Aries: The fire raging inside of them was like nothing you’ve ever seen before. It was dangerous but enticing.

Taurus: They made you feel safe in their arms. Protecting you from all of life’s demons and making sure that you were always surrounded by comfort and beauty.

Gemini: Showed you how to have fun. Helped you come out of your shell and realize that there’s a lot of people like you out there, and you’ll never have to be without a friend.

Cancer: Opened their heart for you to move in. You felt at home with them and wouldn’t hesitate to start a family.

Leo: They gave you a romance like a Hollywood movie. They showered you with gifts and affection. They loved to see you smile. You were their King/Queen ruling beside them.

Virgo: Always helped you work for your goals. They kept you grounded and let you know when you were wrong. They helped you grow a lot as a person.

Libra: They hated to see you as anything but happy. Tried their best to always keep you in a good mood and felt honored to be in your presence. 

Scorpio: They loved you passionately with every fiber of their being like no one else ever did, and they would do anything for you.

Sagittarius: They showed you a whole new world and distracted you from whatever stress you were under. They really showed you how to live life to its fullest every day.

Capricorn: They wanted to build an empire with you. The both of you against the world and no one could stop you from becoming the ultimate power couple.

Aquarius: Opened your mind to things you never even dreamed possible before. You loved that they would always fight for what’s right and they always fought for their right to be an individual. A true free spirit.

Pisces: You admired their creativity. They were always dreaming of something and you couldn’t wait to come home to hear them tell you about their daydreams. They believed anything was possible if you put your mind to it, and they made you believe it too.

The Signs as Ridiculous Yahoo Answers

Has this been done before???

Aries:

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Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

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Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

Makes me love myself. #taurusboss 😢😀😃

taurus: a description

i’ve read a lot of posts in the past basically describing taurus people as lazy and obsessed with food which is just wrong in so many ways. it completely devalues such a cool sign to have.

taurus is ruled by the planet venus, which also rules libra. both of these signs are connected to beauty, aesthetics, art, and luxury. taurus, however, is an earth sign which makes it more connected to nature than libra. a taurus can appreciate how beautiful the outdoors are almost more than any other sign because of this. taurus is considered an introverted sign can make people automatically assume that they are lazy especially combined with it’s love of luxury. really, it just means taurus people appreciate the same things that a leo or a libra would like, they just arent as extravagant and flashy about it as those signs. 

someone with a lot of taurus is naturally artistic. if they work at it, they can be and extremely good artist because of how good they are at making beauty out of anything. they would be inclined to paint landscapes and cute plants that they find because they think that the earth is beautiful and deserves to be appreciated.

taurus is a fixed sign which means someone who is a taurus is very stubborn about their views. they will stick with their beliefs through thick and thin which makes it hard for other people to take advantage of them or manipulate them. taurus knows exactly who they are and what they stand for and that’s not going to change for just anybody.

anyways, that was pretty brief but ive honestly gotten very tired of people getting the wrong idea about such a lovely sign to have. no taurus should feel like they have a lame sign because they definitely dont have one. in fact, no one has a lame sign because every single zodiac sign is very complex and different.

Diamoric Terms (a better worded post, finally)

Hello! About several months back, I posted two seperate posts about Diamoric specific community terms. They weren’t exactly the best worded, so here’s a brand new post for people!

Sapphic communities have butch and fem, (with tomcat and doe being seen used by bi and pan ladies,) Achillean communities have bear and twink (and about a hundred other lovely terms,) so in the spirit of things, I coined peacock, crow, and kiwi.

But Hatch, what do those mean?

The Avian Spectrum, as we can call it, isn’t about body type or masc/fem presentation, its about style presentation. A peacock diamoric would be flashy (bright makeup and haircolors, colorful clothes, or anything flamboyant) and a kiwi diamoric would seem like a librarian (neutral earthy tones, simple and nice clothes, simple.) Crow is in the middle of that, and if you’re really wanting some in-the-middle terms, pigeon is between peacock and crow, and falcon is between crow and kiwi!

Examples:

Peacock!

X | X | X

Crow!

X | X | X

Kiwi!

X | X | X

You’re going to have be more specific.

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Me: *doesn't cry when Laurens dies*

Me: *doesn't cry during Burn*

Me: *doesn't cry when Philip dies*

Me: *magically makes it through It's Quiet Uptown without crying*

Me: *doesn't cry when Hamilton dies*

Me: *cries when the Washington appears singing "she tells my story"* goddammit I was so close

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THE SIGNS WHEN THEY’RE SICK

Aries: It’s almost like they’re not even sick they’re their usual angry and energetic self except now they’re even more angry

Taurus: Won’t sTOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SOMEONE GOT THEM SICK

Gemini: Constantly in a state of delirium from cough syrup

Cancer: Wraps themselves in tons of blankets and always eating chicken noodle soup

Leo: Falls asleep everywhere and cries a lot

Virgo: They don’t get sick their immune system is A+

Libra: Won’t shut up about how they’re sick and gets too close to people

Scorpio: They don’t get sick because viruses are afraid of them

Sagittarius: You won’t even know they’re sick until they puke or they get you sick

Capricorn: Grumpy but refuses to admit they’re sick

Aquarius: Stumbles around like a zombie

Pisces: Probably faking sick but they’re pretty damn convincing