The Signs As Ridiculous Yahoo Answers

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The Signs as Students

Aries: That one kid who always breaks the rules but still has many friends that respects them. Would often say their opinions or the opinions of others for them and is somewhat athletic. Doesn’t like going to school.

Taurus: Is the laid-back and quiet student at the back that doesn’t really care but does well at school. Looks very nice and is patient and would prefer not having the spotlight. Doesn’t like going to school.

Gemini: A social butterfly, is very popular but talkative. They usually get accused that they’re the one making noise and passing notes. Has average scores and gossips about the other signs. Doesn’t like going to school.

Cancer: The shy kid that has good grades but avoids volunteering and doesn’t like attention. Has a small group of friends and doesn’t like getting in trouble. Is very nurturing and caring in a way. Doesn’t like going to school.

Leo: The popular kid that always likes attention and has a big group of friends. Very social and aims to be the the teachers pet. Usually likes performing in front of many people and usually shows off. Doesn’t like going to school.

Virgo: That kid that’s a perfectionist and studies a lot for the tests. Quiet and doesn’t do anything much that would cause a lot of effort. Barely gets in trouble and lets their friend copy their homework. Doesn’t like going to school.

Libra: The flirtatious type that is outgoing and loves going to parties and events. Doesn’t like having anyone hate them and wants to please everyone. Sometimes gets in trouble but a good friend, doesn’t like going to school.

Scorpio: That one kid that breaks the rules but still is one of the top students in class. Is mysterious and sassy in a way but is a good and protective friend, doesn’t really like school.

Sagittarius: Is usually absent but maintains grades and has a small group of friends. Is liked by some teachers and open-minded, doesn’t like going to school.

Capricorn: That weird kid that is usually misunderstood. Does well in school but avoids the spotlight. The teacher’s pet and has a small group of friends usually and is dependable. Is secretly depressed and doesn’t like going to school.

Aquarius: Is a rebel and doesn’t like being told what to do. Basically doesn’t want to be there and wants to get the heck out of there. Has a group of friends and somehow maintains their friendship. Doesn’t like going to school.

Pisces: At the back usually seen sleeping during class hours. Is usually the peacemaker but then suddenly causes massive shit because of how corrupted the government and school is. Doesn’t like going to school.

Summary: Everyone doesn’t like going to school

The signs’ angel wings

Aries: fluorescent bright blue, small, look like shooting stars in the dark

Taurus: pale pink, easily hidden, emit a soft star-like glow

Gemini: one wing is white and one is baby blue, both with silvery tips, little but powerful

Cancer: deep crimson, blazing with beautiful fire (but they aren’t harmful!!… unless you want them to be *wink*) >

Leo: dark green with white flecks, the softest feathers

Virgo: shimmery gold wings that create magic dust, when in flight the shimmery dust floats down softly over only the sweetest people and they are given lovely dreams

Libra: dark purple and extremely delicate with soft blue patterns that look like flowers

Scorpio: jet black with small silver streaks that resemble lightning bolts

Sagittarius: very long, soft white feathers, taper at the bottom, the tips are fairy-like and translucent

Capricorn: opaque silver, look like they’ve been dipped in stardust, long wingspan

Aquarius: the colors of a stormy sky, cold to the touch, they sometimes flash like lightning when in flight (only when it’s dark)

Pisces: lavender, fluffy feathers and very small

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Year In Review: The Signs as 2015 Memes

Aries: I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all

Taurus: Shoving breadsticks into purse

Gemini: Winking Rihanna ;)

Cancer: Why you always lyinn

Leo: What ARE THOOOOSE

Virgo: Taylor Swift copyright

Libra: Aesthetic Posts

Scorpio: Too hot, hot damn

Sagittarius: Hey Miley, what's good?

Capricorn: Hoe don't do it

Aquarius: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Pisces: Netflix & Chill

please help me escape arranged marriage

my name is naima and i’m an eighteen y/o somali lesbian in desperate need of help. over the past few months i have been under the impression that my family is warming up to the idea of me not being what they want me to be. unfortunately this is not the case and i believe the only way out is to escape as they have now resorted to basically treating me like a prisoner and promising me to a man instead of letting me go to university as they promised. i have no funds of my own and to even think of escaping and surviving the first few weeks i desperately need money. i have to use ko-fi since it’s the most anonymous of ways and my father has found out what i do online before (i had to remake my tumblr). despite everything i do not wish any harm on them. i simply want to part ways. i don’t have a lot of followers but if any of you is willing to help i will forever carry you in my heart.

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first three words that come to mind about the signs

aries: hyperactive, nerd, lunatic

taurus: beauty, trustworthy, luxury

gemini: exciting, talk, clever

cancer: emotions, cry, mother

leo: loud, opinionated, loyal

virgo: coffee, fun, analytical

libra: love, laugh, trust

scorpio: intelligent, hugs, kind

sagittarius: athletic, hysterical, work

capricorn: piercings, smoke, crystals

aquarius: genius, hippie, comfy

pisces: caring, antisocial, gentle

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That train announcer rap had me like

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???