@purpleglp1010 WE SHOULD DO THIS

the signs at a fun fair

forces their friend to go on all of the rides with them: aries, gemini, scorpio, sagittarius spends all of their money on games and food stalls: taurus, leo, libra, capricorn, aquarius is the one being forced to go on the rides: cancer, virgo, pisces

NEVER LET THIS DIE

DON’T SCROLL PASS! FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE+ AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS IMPORTANT!

Edit: This post almost has 500 notes! The more people who sees this, the more help the Internet receives!

AHHH MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!! AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

im sorry im late again D: fml

🚨This is a Red Alert for net neutrality 🚨

Last December, the FCC voted to to kill net neutrality. If we do not take action, this will kill the free and open internet as we know it. The internet needs you—all of you—to make sure your voices are heard NOW.

We need all hands on deck for this one. It may be our last chance. If you’re feeling under-informed and overwhelmed about why net neutrality is so incredibly important, we have this handy guide just for you.

Here’s what you can do to save the internet:

In mid-May, the Senate will vote on a resolution to overrule the FCC using the Congressional Review Act (CRA). We only need one more vote in the Senate to win. Write or call your Senators or Representatives. You can also text BATTLE to 384-387 to get more information on how to write to your reps. You can do this, Tumblr.

Join us and dozens of your other favorite companies like Etsy, Vimeo, Reddit, and GitHub to raise awareness with the Red Alert campaign being run by Battle for the Net. Just add this small widget to your Tumblr to let your followers know how they can contact their reps. It’s as easy as copying and pasting the small line of code right into the customize theme page on the web.

This is important. This matters. It’s up to you to help. 

When someone else gets blamed for something you did wrong

Did I mention these are transparent?

Send in your zodiac confession here

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

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the signs as Christmas songs

Aries: Mele Kalikimaka Taurus: All I Want For Christmas Is You Gemini: Baby, It’s Cold Outside Cancer: Mistletoe Leo: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Virgo: Feliz Navidad Libra: Last Christmas Scorpio: Let it Snow Sagittarius: It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year Capricorn: Santa Tell Me Aquarius: Jingle Bell Rock Pisces: Silent Night

Actual Jaylos wedding

Dude: *patters down the isle with a basket of chocolate peanut butter cups*

Carlos: *looks up at Jay* I'm so nervous babe...

Jay: So am I...

Chad: Dearly bruhloved, we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

Evie: what the fUcK