Did I Mention These Are Transparent?

omg everybody do this it's really fun

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NAMES FOR THE SIGNS

Aries: Berries

Taurus: Toys R Us

Gemini: Lemon Pie

Cancer: Canada

Leo: Cheerio

Virgo: Big Toe

Libra: Zebra

Scorpio: ScorpiNo

Sagittarius: Saggytitties

Capricorn: Canned Corn

Aquarius: Aqua Man

Pisces: Pieces

Muk and Grimer look like theyre on LSD in their Aloha Forms

The Signs As: Cliché Character Archtypes

ARIES: Meat-headed jock, dating the cheerleader (sagittarius)

TAURUS: the Mary fuckin Sue

GEMINI: THE CHOSEN OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNE (see leo)

CANCER: Knight in shining armor (see scorpio)

LEO: both of the lovers in the token love triangle, fighting for the love of the chosen one (gemini)

VIRGO: Mysteriously quiet boy who never talks but ends up knowing a lot more than you'd think

LIBRA: the dead parents.

SCORPIO: princess in distress (see cancer)

SAGITTARIUS: bitchy cheerleader. always wearing uniform during school and for some reason carries pom poms

CAPRICORN: hero with the fatal flaw of hubris

AQUARIUS: Nerd who's suddenly sexy once glasses are removed and different clothing is acquired

PISCES: villain who says, "we're not so different, you and i" and spends just enough time explaining their evil plan for our beloved hero to escape

get rekt

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Okay so this is really great because I didn’t know of any alternative to calling and I get anxious calling people bUt this thing called ResistBot will fax messages to your senators/representatives/governor for free but you can just text “RESIST” to 50409 to get started and it’ll tell you how it works. When it gets to the part where you have to write a message you can either write your own or send this (and edit it if you want, I’m the one who wrote it so it’s not the best)

“To whom it may concern,

I am (name) from (city, state), and I am contacting you regarding the proposition to abolish net neutrality by the FCC. As both a student and someone who follows current events, it is of importance to me to have unrestricted access to sites that keep me informed. A loss of net neutrality has the potential to prevent this. Surely it should remain the right of every citizen to be informed; the freedom of the media and of the people to access it is part of what defines us as Americans. Handing over the authority to internet providers to restrict our access to certain sites or artificially slow internet speeds is not in the best interests of the people as a whole. Who will benefit from this? Large companies, who are able to pay the fees required to hasten the speed in which one can access their site(s). What then, will happen to the entrepreneurs, the small businesses, all of the ventures and enterprises that the American government claims to protect? What will happen to news sources and blogs, whose rights to free speech are protected by our Constitution?

For the sake of free speech, free press, and the American people, I implore you to advocate to preserve net neutrality.

Thank you,

(your name)”

{PLEASE REBLOG!!!!!}

sometimes you just gotta run next door and chill with your bff

the signs as 2015 memes

aries// - hoe don’t do it - JOHN CENA

taurus// - miss universe - *smudged writing on hand*

gemini// - why you always lyin’ - the dress

cancer// - Pepe the frog - Rickroll meme

leo// - bitch where? - IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

virgo// - breadsticks - Miranda and Purranda

libra// - what are those? - you’ve heard of x now get ready for y

scorpio// - Netflix and Chill - good shit

sagittarius// - poot lovato - Miley, what’s good?

capricorn// - not ALL men - Taylor Swift copyright

aquarius// - brain: you gotta - i didn’t get no sleep because of y'all

pisces// - left shark - okay… that sounds fake but okay….

I thought the babadook was an anime thing until like two weeks ago, I didn’t realize it was from like a recent movie I thought it was from like a mid-2000s anime

I LOVE THIS

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE