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The signs as b&w aesthetics

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land

moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean

little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy

moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend

little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance

moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance

little mermaid: small good crab

moana: large bad crab

for a show about middle schoolers, girl meets world sure does have a really mean fandom

the signs working in starbucks

aries: I love my job I get to see so many new people and it's just terrific man you know *accidentally drops drink* gODDAMN F#€@%+€&!!!

taurus: hey guys you ok? looks like you need some extra help? lmao sorry I'm done for the day SMELL YA LATER

gemini: hey sweet cheeks wanna buy me a drink after work I get off at 4 ;) ;) ;)

cancer: hi!! how are you?? that's good!! haha oh right what do you want to order?

leo: adding a shot of caffeine in there you really look like you need it know what I mean lmao

virgo: AIGHT WE GOT FOUTRY THREE SECONDS TO MAKE A VENTI VANILLA LATTE LETS GO TEAM

libra: hey hey hey you want a what? a latte? well imma put an extra shot of syrup because you're SWEET HAHA GET IT

scorpio: can we please serve these people asap so I can go home I'm watching avengers tonight

sagittarius: *the one guy who makes really intense eye contact with all the customers*

capricorn: whoa I really like your shirt!! is that *band*?? omg I LOVE them we should hang out some time hmu man hmu

aquarius: yo the stars say you should get a venti cappuccino today

instead of a small u feel

pisces: uhhhhh wait sorry can you repeat the order please?

My friend was trying to say scooby doo and......

The Difficult Thing About Being A Taurus

You’re someone who loves being independent and making decisions for yourself. When others put their two cents in your life, it isn’t always taken with a grain of salt because to you….there’s nobody who can life your life better than you can. And this is true. But the problem with you is that you tend to dismiss the opinions of others when it doesn’t mesh with what you want. Granted, we all want to feel we have things taken care of but nobody has everything figured out. This is where you may need to have a slice of humble pie. Reason being, we all need advice and sound judgment from time to time. It doesn’t mean we don’t know what we’re doing. Sometimes it just allows us to gain insight and receive wisdom from those who have been there, done that.

The Signs As Lizard Gifs

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Libra:

Scorpio:

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Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

The signs studying

Aries: Takes breaks a lot but finds it kinda easy to get back to being focused

Taurus: Listens to music while they study 

Gemini: Is either in the zone or just can’t even function 

Cancer: Studies last minute and has to have neat pages

Leo: Studies for a bit then goes on the internet 

Virgo: Has to have a neat environment or they can’t focus 

Libra: Internally stressed out because they think they aren’t going to remember anything 

Scorpio: Has to have really neat handwriting so they can remember their notes

Sagittarius: Studies for like two minutes then says fuck it 

Capricorn: Studies really well when they want to, when they don’t they fuck around into oblivion 

Aquarius: Uses colour coding to make themselves remember things 

Pisces: Has to read over everything a million times because they drift off into something more interesting

me driving away from your shitty opinion