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ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR

the signs working in starbucks

aries: I love my job I get to see so many new people and it's just terrific man you know *accidentally drops drink* gODDAMN F#€@%+€&!!!

taurus: hey guys you ok? looks like you need some extra help? lmao sorry I'm done for the day SMELL YA LATER

gemini: hey sweet cheeks wanna buy me a drink after work I get off at 4 ;) ;) ;)

cancer: hi!! how are you?? that's good!! haha oh right what do you want to order?

leo: adding a shot of caffeine in there you really look like you need it know what I mean lmao

virgo: AIGHT WE GOT FOUTRY THREE SECONDS TO MAKE A VENTI VANILLA LATTE LETS GO TEAM

libra: hey hey hey you want a what? a latte? well imma put an extra shot of syrup because you're SWEET HAHA GET IT

scorpio: can we please serve these people asap so I can go home I'm watching avengers tonight

sagittarius: *the one guy who makes really intense eye contact with all the customers*

capricorn: whoa I really like your shirt!! is that *band*?? omg I LOVE them we should hang out some time hmu man hmu

aquarius: yo the stars say you should get a venti cappuccino today

instead of a small u feel

pisces: uhhhhh wait sorry can you repeat the order please?

socks on Christmas

8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

Makes me love myself. #taurusboss 😢😀😃

taurus: a description

i’ve read a lot of posts in the past basically describing taurus people as lazy and obsessed with food which is just wrong in so many ways. it completely devalues such a cool sign to have.

taurus is ruled by the planet venus, which also rules libra. both of these signs are connected to beauty, aesthetics, art, and luxury. taurus, however, is an earth sign which makes it more connected to nature than libra. a taurus can appreciate how beautiful the outdoors are almost more than any other sign because of this. taurus is considered an introverted sign can make people automatically assume that they are lazy especially combined with it’s love of luxury. really, it just means taurus people appreciate the same things that a leo or a libra would like, they just arent as extravagant and flashy about it as those signs. 

someone with a lot of taurus is naturally artistic. if they work at it, they can be and extremely good artist because of how good they are at making beauty out of anything. they would be inclined to paint landscapes and cute plants that they find because they think that the earth is beautiful and deserves to be appreciated.

taurus is a fixed sign which means someone who is a taurus is very stubborn about their views. they will stick with their beliefs through thick and thin which makes it hard for other people to take advantage of them or manipulate them. taurus knows exactly who they are and what they stand for and that’s not going to change for just anybody.

anyways, that was pretty brief but ive honestly gotten very tired of people getting the wrong idea about such a lovely sign to have. no taurus should feel like they have a lame sign because they definitely dont have one. in fact, no one has a lame sign because every single zodiac sign is very complex and different.