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Disney-strology: Characters for every birthday

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Disney Characters (mostly princesses)

Disney Fairies 

Disney Villains

Winnie the Pooh

Aladdin

Twitches

Monsters Inc

Halloweentown

High School Muscial

Hocus Pocus

That’s So Raven

The Little Vampire

Nightmare Before Christmas

Hercules

Frozen

Tangled

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Me: :(

Dan and Phil: :)

Me: :)

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

The signs as crushes

Aries: they appear cool and brave so you wanna make the craziest shit with them

Taurus: the one who will invite you to netflix & pizza but not because they want to fuck you

Gemini: the one who stares at you when you look away, will tease you and you can talk with them about everything

Cancer: the one who will have a crush on you too

Leo: the leader who seems impressing to you because of their confident attitude

Virgo: the cute, awkward one, who will never know you're crushing on them even if it's obvious

Libra: the charming one that will make you compliments but they're flirty with everyone so you will never know if they have a crush on you too

Scorpio: the mysterious one you also want to fuck

Sagittarius: the witty one, but they are also very honest and are not the type for mixed signals

Capricorn: the sarcastic asshole who sends mixed signals

Aquarius: the rebellious one you want to get to know because they are so interesting

Pisces: the one you want to have deep conversations with for hours and then cuddle

MAY YOU MEET YOUR FAV IN 2016

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

When someone else gets blamed for something you did wrong

I did it everyone, I kept my promise and made this meme dedicated to the fight for net neutrality and I’m on you’re side.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the signs as 2015 memes

aries// - hoe don’t do it - JOHN CENA

taurus// - miss universe - *smudged writing on hand*

gemini// - why you always lyin’ - the dress

cancer// - Pepe the frog - Rickroll meme

leo// - bitch where? - IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

virgo// - breadsticks - Miranda and Purranda

libra// - what are those? - you’ve heard of x now get ready for y

scorpio// - Netflix and Chill - good shit

sagittarius// - poot lovato - Miley, what’s good?

capricorn// - not ALL men - Taylor Swift copyright

aquarius// - brain: you gotta - i didn’t get no sleep because of y'all

pisces// - left shark - okay… that sounds fake but okay….