The Signs Working In Starbucks

The signs as crushes

Aries: they appear cool and brave so you wanna make the craziest shit with them

Taurus: the one who will invite you to netflix & pizza but not because they want to fuck you

Gemini: the one who stares at you when you look away, will tease you and you can talk with them about everything

Cancer: the one who will have a crush on you too

Leo: the leader who seems impressing to you because of their confident attitude

Virgo: the cute, awkward one, who will never know you're crushing on them even if it's obvious

Libra: the charming one that will make you compliments but they're flirty with everyone so you will never know if they have a crush on you too

Scorpio: the mysterious one you also want to fuck

Sagittarius: the witty one, but they are also very honest and are not the type for mixed signals

Capricorn: the sarcastic asshole who sends mixed signals

Aquarius: the rebellious one you want to get to know because they are so interesting

Pisces: the one you want to have deep conversations with for hours and then cuddle

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The Signs At A Sleepover *A zodiac story*

"Taurus, do you ever get off the couch?" Pisces asked from the floor. He would have gotten the blankets himself but Cancer was using his lap as a pillow and he was terrified to disturb her slumber. Taurus grumbled and pushed the laptop off her thighs. "ARIES!" Taurus called looking at the stairs, waiting for a response. When she didn't get one she decided to go upstairs to see what Aries was doing.

Taurus arrived at the top of the stairs and rolled her eyes at the sight of aries and scorpio kissing. "Why is it always you two?" She asked and Aries quickly jumped off of Scorpio. "We were just-uh it was a dare!" Aries quickly exclaimed and scorpio gave her a confused look.

"Oh please, you didn't think this was anything serious." Aries laughed and then quickly sobered in response to scorpio's blank expression.

"Just..not on my bed." Taurus turned and walked back down the stairs.

"Can we go somewhere?" Sagittarius asked and huffed when Taurus didn't respond. "Taurus, I'm bored, what are we going to do?" He continued and Taurus groaned. "It wasn't even my idea to have this sleepover, can't we just watch netflix?"

Aquarius barged into the living room with Gemini and Cancer shot out of Pisces lap. "Oh no.." Pisces said quietly and Aquarius stared at Cancer for a moment.

"Why do you guys always have to make so much noise!?" Cancer pouted and walked up the stairs to find somewhere quiet to sleep.

"OH ARE YOU JOKING?" She yelled when she found Aries and Scorpio in the bed. "All I want is some sleep." She whined and walked down the hall into the guest bedroom.

"Anywayyy... aliens." Aquarius said randomly and Gemini smirked. "Scientific evidence proves there could be life forms on other planets and I think it would be best if the govern-" Gemini was cut off by Taurus. "You're giving me a headache." Taurus whispered and Gemini continued talking to Aquarius in a hushed voice. "The entire idea of aliens is completely irrational." Capricorn looked up from her phone

"Taurusss!" Leo called from the kitchen and Libra jumped off the counter immediately when Taurus walked in. "What have you done to my kitchen!" Taurus looked at the flour covered table and sniffed the burnt aroma. "They did it not me!" Virgo quickly pointed the blame on Libra and Leo. "Get out!" Taurus said in an urgent tone and Libra and Leo ran out of the kitchen while Virgo fussed and walked out.

"THIS IS NEVER HAPPENING AT MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN!" Taurus called from the kitchen.

Side note: Pisces fell asleep on the floor, Capricorn eventually dozed off in a lounge chair, Scorpio and Aries fell asleep in Taurus' bed, Aquarius and Gemini stayed up all night playing trivial pursuit, Sagittarius complained about being bored until they passed out, Virgo and Leo fell asleep next to Pisces, Libra slept peacefully on the couch, Cancer slept in the guest bed all night and Taurus stayed up until the morning fixing the mess Leo made trying to cook.

YAY YESS

Pastor says bottled water donations slowing to trickle in Flint

A pastor says donations of bottled water to his Flint church have dried up in the past month.

Donations poured in from across the nation in the weeks and months after it was learned that Flint’s drinking water was contaminated with lead. At times, the response nearly overwhelmed the effort to distribute water to Flint residents.  

Bishop Roger Lee Jones’ north side church parking lot used to be filled with pallets of water, but now the flood of donations has slowed to a trickle.

🚨 The internet needs you 🚨

You’re up again, Tumblr. 

Back in 2015 you demanded that the FCC adopt strict net neutrality rules and establish a free and open internet. And you won. 

That should’ve been the end of it. But apparently not.

The new head of the FCC wants to undo the net neutrality protections you fought so hard for.

His proposed changes open the door to your web traffic being slowed down, or even blocked altogether. You could be forced to pay extra to use your favorite apps. You could even be prevented from getting news from the sources you trust.

Title II protects consumers and democracy by ensuring all voices can be heard.

You know the drill. Here’s what to do:

The FCC is taking comments from the public, and dearfcc.org is making it as simple as possible for you to make your voice heard.

Go there now 👉 dearfcc.org ✌️

You’ll just need to provide a name, an address, and then say a little bit about why rolling back Title II protections is a bad idea. If you’re not quite sure what to write, here’s something to get you started:

I’m writing to urge you to keep our Open Internet rules based on Title II in place. Without them, we could lose the internet as we know it.

The proposed changes to FCC rules would allow fast lanes for sites that pay, and force everyone else into slow lanes. We’ve already seen access to streaming services like Netflix, popular games like League of Legends, and communication platforms like FaceTime slowed down, or even blocked. Conditions like this hurt businesses large and small, and penalize the users who patronize them. 

The changes also open the door to unfair taxes on internet users, and could also make it harder for blogs, nonprofits, artists, and others who can’t pay up to have their voices heard.

Please leave the existing net neutrality rules based on Title II in place.

Thank you!

If you need more ammo, feel free to quote these experts from our net neutrality Issue Time. TechCrunch and Battle for the Net also have some good starters.

Everyone is counting on everyone else here. Do your part and tell the FCC to keep a free and open internet under Title II. 

The signs when flirting

Aries: Telling you a bunch of facts about themselves and their scholastic achievements.

Taurus: Telling bad puns, hysterically laughing and recommending books.

Gemini: Teases you and always steals something you have, so have to pay attention to them.

Cancer: Constantly plays with their hair and giggles at your jokes, and if they're comfortable with you, they'll let their weird side show.

Leo: Doesn't flirt, just sits near you, waiting for you to start the conversation, hard to talk to at first.

Virgo: Constantly references books and animes, and tells you their favourite things about you. Nervous laughing too.

Libra: Doesn't flirt, just lusts after fictional characters and celebrities who are way older than them

Scorpio: Always interrupts you while you're busy, and annoys you.

Sagittarius: Sloppy make outs, doesn't waste time talking, someone always has a hickey by the end of the night.

Capricorn: Chivalrous and polite, will always try to find an interest you share and talk about it when you're sad.

Aquarius: Cool, calm, easy to talk to and still have an aura of mystery and rebellious

Pisces: Quiet and kind, politely laughs at your jokes and helps you with school work

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