The Signs When Flirting

The Signs as Ridiculous Yahoo Answers

Has this been done before???

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

y'all, i know this is really off topic, but its effected me and every single one of you.

please take the time to look up what’s going on with net neutrality & our government. they want us to pay even more to use websites, such as this one. please, if you have time, please become aware.

Muk and Grimer look like theyre on LSD in their Aloha Forms

Sooooooooo, okay! I’m still a beginner but I’m pretty proud of this one, it’s actually my first ever colored drawing I did digitally. Hope you like it!

the signs as chandler bing one liners

Aries: i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love

Taurus: nice camouflage. for a minute i almost didn’t see you

Gemini: pants, like shorts, but longer

Cancer: i say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day

Leo: i’m not great at the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Virgo: tell him to email me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com

Libra: you know, i think i don’t care

Scorpio: hi i’m chandler, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable

Sagittarius: oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest

Capricorn: i took the quiz and it turns out i do put career before men

Aquarius: why yes ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia

Pisces: step away from the duck

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

Sign the fucking petition

I don’t care if it isn’t something you usually do, or doesn’t fit your blog theme, or you don’t want emails after (that you can literally turn off), or you “don’t do politics”

Sign this fucking petition about the eu copyright laws (we literally have one day left)

If you’re actually a decent human being, sign the fucking petition

This is very important, y'all need to read this entire thing some you need to fucking reblog it because this is vital. I don’t care if it doesn’t “match your theme” or you don’t want anything “depressing” on your feed, get over it and reblog this.

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.