I Foun D My Old Wallet In The Drawer Next To My Bed And It Had $400 In It Im Having A Heart Attack

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

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im sorry im late again D: fml

This is very important, y'all need to read this entire thing some you need to fucking reblog it because this is vital. I don’t care if it doesn’t “match your theme” or you don’t want anything “depressing” on your feed, get over it and reblog this.

The signs as inspirational life mottos

aries: fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.

taurus: I just don't want to look back and think "I could have eaten that".

gemini: don't do meth, do math. it'll fuck you up twice as much.

cancer: never put off til tomorrow what you can straight up cancel.

leo: don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.

virgo: why say something in 10 words when you can say it in 1000.

libra: everything happens for a reason. but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.

scorpio: why wrestle your demons when you can use them to kill your enemies.

sagittarius: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be.

capricorn: sarcasm, because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

aquarius: maturity is like a light switch. you only turn it on when needed.

pisces: today i will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case i will eat a cookie.

Makes me love myself. #taurusboss 😢😀😃

taurus: a description

i’ve read a lot of posts in the past basically describing taurus people as lazy and obsessed with food which is just wrong in so many ways. it completely devalues such a cool sign to have.

taurus is ruled by the planet venus, which also rules libra. both of these signs are connected to beauty, aesthetics, art, and luxury. taurus, however, is an earth sign which makes it more connected to nature than libra. a taurus can appreciate how beautiful the outdoors are almost more than any other sign because of this. taurus is considered an introverted sign can make people automatically assume that they are lazy especially combined with it’s love of luxury. really, it just means taurus people appreciate the same things that a leo or a libra would like, they just arent as extravagant and flashy about it as those signs. 

someone with a lot of taurus is naturally artistic. if they work at it, they can be and extremely good artist because of how good they are at making beauty out of anything. they would be inclined to paint landscapes and cute plants that they find because they think that the earth is beautiful and deserves to be appreciated.

taurus is a fixed sign which means someone who is a taurus is very stubborn about their views. they will stick with their beliefs through thick and thin which makes it hard for other people to take advantage of them or manipulate them. taurus knows exactly who they are and what they stand for and that’s not going to change for just anybody.

anyways, that was pretty brief but ive honestly gotten very tired of people getting the wrong idea about such a lovely sign to have. no taurus should feel like they have a lame sign because they definitely dont have one. in fact, no one has a lame sign because every single zodiac sign is very complex and different.

Me: :(

Dan and Phil: :)

Me: :)

The Difficult Thing About Being A Taurus

You’re someone who loves being independent and making decisions for yourself. When others put their two cents in your life, it isn’t always taken with a grain of salt because to you….there’s nobody who can life your life better than you can. And this is true. But the problem with you is that you tend to dismiss the opinions of others when it doesn’t mesh with what you want. Granted, we all want to feel we have things taken care of but nobody has everything figured out. This is where you may need to have a slice of humble pie. Reason being, we all need advice and sound judgment from time to time. It doesn’t mean we don’t know what we’re doing. Sometimes it just allows us to gain insight and receive wisdom from those who have been there, done that.

Everyone who Reblogs by Halloween will get a spooky drawing based on their blog.

What can I say I like art, blogs and drawing spooky shit.

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Give our family a chance!

Me, my girlfriend and our daughter are seeking for your help! We was born in Russia nad had to run away from country because of anti-gay propaganda law.

Please help them!! I’ve seen some posts about this couple, but nobody here has directly posted the link to their crowd fund.