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the signs as chandler bing one liners

Aries: i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love

Taurus: nice camouflage. for a minute i almost didn’t see you

Gemini: pants, like shorts, but longer

Cancer: i say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day

Leo: i’m not great at the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Virgo: tell him to email me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com

Libra: you know, i think i don’t care

Scorpio: hi i’m chandler, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable

Sagittarius: oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest

Capricorn: i took the quiz and it turns out i do put career before men

Aquarius: why yes ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia

Pisces: step away from the duck

lance: hey keith are you okay? i know being galra must be a surprise but…you look really out of it dude do you wanna talk

keith: no im fine

keith internally: all the galra are like 7ft tall. zarkon is fucking 8ft maybe 7 ½ without the suit and i fucking get the short genes. i get the SHORT GENES. im part of an alien race where all of them are ridiculously tall and im fucKING FIVE FOOT SIX–

The Signs as friends

Aries: the rebellious friend

Taurus: the tough friend

Gemini: the fun friend

Cancer: the smart friend

Leo: the crazy friend

Virgo: the cool friend

Libra: the chill friend

Scorpio: the dirty minded friend

Sagittarius: the sassy friend

Capricorn: the "basic" friend

Aquarius: the intelligent friend

Pisces: the hungry friend

I’m the girl who is writing a musical about autism, and I need help.

I’m putting together a scene where my protagonist, Mia, scrolls through the Actually Autistic tag. She can relate to some stuff, and not others. For staging purposes, I want something actual that could be projected behind her.

You could help me out by posting, under the tag #SpectrumMusical and #actuallyautistic, about something you relate to. It could be stuns, spoons, Special Interests, certain social behaviours or lack of, and so on. I’m trying to make the point that everyone on the spectrum is different, and we have differing experiences. I’m having Mia do this as I did it myself.

Thank you ever so much!

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The signs studying

Aries: Takes breaks a lot but finds it kinda easy to get back to being focused

Taurus: Listens to music while they study 

Gemini: Is either in the zone or just can’t even function 

Cancer: Studies last minute and has to have neat pages

Leo: Studies for a bit then goes on the internet 

Virgo: Has to have a neat environment or they can’t focus 

Libra: Internally stressed out because they think they aren’t going to remember anything 

Scorpio: Has to have really neat handwriting so they can remember their notes

Sagittarius: Studies for like two minutes then says fuck it 

Capricorn: Studies really well when they want to, when they don’t they fuck around into oblivion 

Aquarius: Uses colour coding to make themselves remember things 

Pisces: Has to read over everything a million times because they drift off into something more interesting

the signs on yahoo answers

aries: how to quickly fix a fist-sized hole in the wall?!?

taurus: how long after the expiry date is my food good for?

gemini: why doesn't my crush like me back?? i did everything right???

cancer: why does my cat hate me so much???

leo: am i pretty?!? (pics included!!)

virgo: pls help i think I'm dying??? i have a stuffy nose and a sore throat!??!?

libra: quick, which flavour of ice-cream should i get??

scorpio: how to make my crush jealous?

sagittarius: how to convince my mom to let me drop out of school and go backpacking??

capricorn: what are some weaknesses i could say in a job interview? i don't think i have any??

aquarius: my mom won't let me get a dog but i kind of already got one??

pisces: my friend seems rlly sad lately how can i make her feel better???

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WHAT THE SIGNS MEAN WHEN THEY SAY "MAYBE"

They mean no: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

They don't know: Aries, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

They didn't hear what you said the first time: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius