Ben Affleck Hearing “you Kiss Guys On Molly” For The First Time

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

this photo has me spiraling. one hand on each the greed they talk about in bible. she’s so fucking real tho

10/10 dad joke

i miss him already

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

if we all worked together we could probably infuse a bronze idol with some powers

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

why don’t they make a baby pope.