Ugh. Forget Everything I’ve Ever Said. Unless You Thought It Was Smart Or Funny In Which Case Remember

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

sorry. i’m all booked up.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

remember to always be an annoying feminist killjoy bitch. do not stop.

knives out 4 should be set in a papal conclave and every time they elect a new pope he keeps getting murdered. black smoke white smoke black smoke white smoke the crowd goes huh?? they have to make benoit blanc a cardinal to get him inside the room and he insists on bringing his husband, because they were on vacation in rome when this all started and phillip wanted to see the sistine chapel but it got closed for conclave. to use himself as bait benoit has to get elected pope. except then he catches the murderer before he can get murdered and now he's stuck as pope. gay married pope, oops! is this anything

the real recession indicator is how much horror is EATING this year

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink