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if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out
I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you
PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright
Severance + "Wait For Me II" from Hadestown
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the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
he was like the cutest thing ever bruv🥰
the poison drips through
i want to experience them for the first time again