Feettickler31 - Wavebee

POV: your theater just saw a 10-year-old boy get squashed by a falling piano

"i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" I'm an alligator, I'm a mama papa coming for you, I'm a space invader, I'll be a rock n rolling bitch for you

final destination (2000-2025)

"And it was so real, just how everything happens, you know?" "I don't know how to explain it but i saw it." "I should had done everything i could to stop it." "and i realized i actually seen how the next person was gonna die." "I had a vision." "I saw what death was about to do."

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

10/10 dad joke