“nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels”

queerbaiting is good because the yearning is always better than the having

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

ben affleck hearing “you kiss guys on molly” for the first time

POV: your theater just saw a 10-year-old boy get squashed by a falling piano