Feettickler31 - Wavebee

People make a lot of good "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" posts about like school bullies or homework or puberty. But actually my #1 top of the "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" list is the fact that I can leave the event when I want to.

Any event I'm at! I can say "okay well I'm tired I'm going home goodbye." Could not do that shit as a kid. If you're a kid it's like yeah you will sit here at your brother's soccer game in the cold for the next 1.5 hours. You will sit here at your sibling's football practice. You will stay at this BBQ until the whole family is done with the BBQ. You are stuck at the mall until mom finds the pants she needs. You are stuck at the grocery store. No we don't know how long. You are stuck at band practice. It's running late but you're not allowed to leave. You are stuck at the party that the adults said you're leaving soon but they keep talking to these 2 people who showed up late. What the Fuck.

And that shit is on top of having homework.

My favorite thing about the Cottingley Fairies hoax is that the kid barely gives a fuck.

A baby fox showed up to say hi at my grandmother’s house

happy mother’s day to helena eagan, the first woman to be a deadbeat mother to her own self

just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time