Please Dont Torture Yourself W Reddit. It Has Some Of The Saddest And Angriest Ppl On This Planet. Its

EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

Not a subtle bone in her body I’m afraid

just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy

its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it

some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning

“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

when im gonna stop posting abt those apps? NEVER😜