When I Say The Holy Mother Of All, I'm Not Talking About Mary , Shoutout To Shaak Ti !!

me trying to sound smart: i like the theory that padmé is force-sensitive because it explains how she manages to undergo and emerge victorious in many serious situations, as well as how she was able to bond so intrinsically with anakin (a VERY force-sensitive person).

not because i need to be reassured that anakin and padmé found each other in the force after death ... nuh uh.

obi wan having his big talk introduction ™ with luke : ahhh, you're a great kid, you'll be an awesome jedi just like your dad, don't worry about it lukey ☺️☺️☺️

yoda: oh you think you got what it takes to be a jedi, you impatient bitchass pussy? smh you're just like your bastard father, virgin loser. listen, i run these streets of dagobah and i don't even know this yoda guy you're talking about, weirdo. now, i'm gonna steal your food, you're gonna eat some gross ass food i'll cook and then give me twenty headstands. matter of fact, make it forty and i might let you speak to your dead mentor. capisce blondie?

when people say u must be good at english essays if you read a lot couldn't be more wrong like i'm reading about my fav characters being whiny subs on tumblr i don't see how this can apply to my christmas carol essay "scrooge whimpered softly as jacob marley teasingly toyed with the hem of his trousers" I CANT WRITE THAT

oh em gee yes

obi wan has turned me into a multi shipper i fear he has too much chemistry with anyone.

satine? adorable, love them, my doomed babies.

quinlan vos? yes please, mr insane jedi + mr council jedi?? love love love to see obi almost explode from frustration.

cody? helloooooo?? yes, love them, commander x general, match made in heaven, my literal dads.

rex? .... not even that bad, read one fic and got convinced quickly.

ventress? oh boy, those two would have the freakiest dynamic the galaxy has ever seen

maul? ULTIMATE enemies to certainly-not-enemies-but-certainly-not-lovers-either

in conclusion, these are just some of the people manwhore!obiwan has chemistry with, and i think he should have been spayed for the republic's safety ❤️

darth vader canonically had a diary which he wrote in when he was sad no one remembered his birthday. that's it. send tweet.

because of how light travels, at certain distances, leia can probably still see alderaan pre-explosion, and i think that's heartbreaking and ruined my night

HES FUNNY WDYM HES COMMITED WAR CRIMES NUH UH

an underrated vader personality trait is his unhinged sense of humor

I wish there was a sitcom about ghost Obi-Wan terrorizing Vader.

Bonus point: Palpatine who has no idea about Force Ghosts thinks that Vader gone completely mad after killing Obi-Wan.

genuinely cannot express how much i love this

Silly clone wars sketches 😋😋😋

the reason obi wan is so oldest child is because he has the uncanny oldest child ability to turn his deepest darkest feelings into what sounds like a sarcastic joke

"Had you said the word, I would have left the Jedi Order." NOTHING WILL EVER CONVINCE ME THAT WAS JUST STALLING WTF