The Reason Obi Wan Is So Oldest Child Is Because He Has The Uncanny Oldest Child Ability To Turn His

when i show up to the mothers haunting the narrative competition but padmé amidala and lily evans are there

when i say the holy mother of all, i'm not talking about mary , shoutout to shaak ti !!

help how does one go about starting to write on here i need advice

Heart of a Traitor - Peter Pettigrew

What makes the heart of a traitor? Peter Pettigrew should know. It was, after all, the heart beating in his chest, pumping the traitorous blood that kept him alive. Lately, his heart rate has felt less human, more rat-like. He was more rat-like. Years of being Scabbers has taken an obvious toll on him. The Peter Pettigrew that called himself a marauder, studied James’ quidditch moves, gleefully cast aguamenti to wake up Sirius, and snuck down to the kitchens to feed Remus’ never-ending appetite, was scarcely there anymore. Being a Death Eater on the run would do that to you. Now he was constantly twitching, flinching at every movement and loud sound and (possibly worst of all) reduced to acting as a servant of the one and only Severus Snape. Sitting down miserably in his cellar after a long day of being belittled and listening to thinly disguised quips about his dignity and intelligence, he reminisced. Of his long-gone Hogwarts days; days of freedom and laughs and pranks and never-ending homework. Back when he was Pete, one of the marauders, the good guys. Those were easily the happiest times of his life, when things were simple and happiness seemed to be everflowing. 

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pre-reveal shenanigans my beloved

HES FUNNY WDYM HES COMMITED WAR CRIMES NUH UH

an underrated vader personality trait is his unhinged sense of humor

when people say u must be good at english essays if you read a lot couldn't be more wrong like i'm reading about my fav characters being whiny subs on tumblr i don't see how this can apply to my christmas carol essay "scrooge whimpered softly as jacob marley teasingly toyed with the hem of his trousers" I CANT WRITE THAT

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"maybe in another life i could have stopped my little brother from turning to the dark side"

"maybe in another life i could have stopped my little brother from turning to the dark side"