Pre-reveal Shenanigans My Beloved

me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

obi wan has turned me into a multi shipper i fear he has too much chemistry with anyone.

satine? adorable, love them, my doomed babies.

quinlan vos? yes please, mr insane jedi + mr council jedi?? love love love to see obi almost explode from frustration.

cody? helloooooo?? yes, love them, commander x general, match made in heaven, my literal dads.

rex? .... not even that bad, read one fic and got convinced quickly.

ventress? oh boy, those two would have the freakiest dynamic the galaxy has ever seen

maul? ULTIMATE enemies to certainly-not-enemies-but-certainly-not-lovers-either

in conclusion, these are just some of the people manwhore!obiwan has chemistry with, and i think he should have been spayed for the republic's safety ❤️

sometimes a family is a newly adult space wizard, the fourteen year old he’s been tasked with teaching/raising, his own older brother figure who taught/raised him, a senator/fashion-icon, a bunch of genetically engineered soldiers who all deserve happiness and better lives, a fussy protocol droid, and a sassy blue astromech, and I think that’s beautiful

oh my lord i need to be spayed

plot of attack of the clones basically

obi wan having his big talk introduction ™ with luke : ahhh, you're a great kid, you'll be an awesome jedi just like your dad, don't worry about it lukey ☺️☺️☺️

yoda: oh you think you got what it takes to be a jedi, you impatient bitchass pussy? smh you're just like your bastard father, virgin loser. listen, i run these streets of dagobah and i don't even know this yoda guy you're talking about, weirdo. now, i'm gonna steal your food, you're gonna eat some gross ass food i'll cook and then give me twenty headstands. matter of fact, make it forty and i might let you speak to your dead mentor. capisce blondie?

me when someone tries to bring up something extreme i did/said but it was literally three whole hours and multiple blinkers ago

HES FUNNY WDYM HES COMMITED WAR CRIMES NUH UH

an underrated vader personality trait is his unhinged sense of humor

everyone calls obi wan space jesus when shmi literally immaculately conception'ed anakin! he is canon space jesus!

head empty just annabeth and percy with that one mashup of archer x not strong enough