Currently Hyena Laughing Because You Know At Least One Of Batman's Kids Spilled Their Smoothie On Themselves

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

pyro dance ‼️

Cool some stuff while I have been sleeping for the past two months

*after the turtles wreck the lair*

Leo: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Leo, as Splinter: bLuE, wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg?!

Splinter, appearing from behind Leo: Blue, what are you doing?!

Leo: I conjured him

Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.

I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻

I’m having a lot of fun thinking of other ways Cesare probably at some point tried to capture Steve only to find he was somehow entirely immune…

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

Happy holidays!!! Welcome to the new year

Damian: Oh father, I see you're on your way out. I'm glad I caught you.

Bruce: And why is that, son?

Damian: You owe me $10 from the other night's family poker game.

Bruce: I'm aware. Don't worry you'll get your money. I don't have any cash on me but I'll stop by an atm today.

Damian: Good. I should hope so. Oh one more thing.

Bruce: What is it?

Damian: Be careful out there.

Bruce: Driving conditions are fine. Its a little overcast but roads will be ok.

Damian: I wasn't talking about driving specifically. I just mean that anything can happen.......anything.

Bruce:

Damian:

Bruce:

Damian:

Bruce: Will you accept a check?

Damian: Not usually but I'll make an exception this time.

Bruce: Great. ALFRED GET MY CHECK BOOK!

Dick: Jesus Christ. Imagine if Bruce owed him some serious cash?

Jason, sweating and thinking about how he owes Damian $900: Hah.....yeah....imagine.