You All Are VERY Welcome!

When you are lying in bed on your birthday with the flu and period cramps, there is only one thing to do...

When You Are Lying In Bed On Your Birthday With The Flu And Period Cramps, There Is Only One Thing To

When You Are Lying In Bed On Your Birthday With The Flu And Period Cramps, There Is Only One Thing To

You all are VERY welcome!

When You Are Lying In Bed On Your Birthday With The Flu And Period Cramps, There Is Only One Thing To
When You Are Lying In Bed On Your Birthday With The Flu And Period Cramps, There Is Only One Thing To

More Posts from Femalenerdrealness and Others

1 year ago

Sara? Her name is Saraswati and you choose to call her...Sara? Kys omg. And pale eyes? I thought the dozen were only marrying among themselves but turns out they were all warming the beds of the colonizers.

omg anon you scared the shit out of me, i thought you were telling me to kms and i was getting ready to throw HANDS 😭

honestly a bazillion rounds of applause to you for that pippin hot tea 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 like the vibes are weird and very offputting and the fact that they're standard in all of remy's books speaks volumes tbh

i'm so sick of rc's growing habit of giving most characters of color colored eyes like what you think ethnic features and dark eyes don't make someone "beautiful" enough or some shit??

and don't get me started on the colonizer shit like that LI ian like 🙃🙃🙃

1 year ago

❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷

Because it's PRIDE MONTH and one can never have enough gay shit, I want to make a suuuuper gay meme post.

If you have some pretty gay memes yourself please reblog and add them.

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍🩷🩵🩶

❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷
❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷
❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷

❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷
❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷
❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷
❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷
❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷
❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷

If you are the meme creator or now the original meme creator, please tell so I can give credit. Some memes have watermarks, so it's easy to tell but most were found in the wild. 🤠

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍🩷🩵🩶

❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷*❤️🤍🩷

Tags
1 year ago
I Have Only Eyes For The Future Mrs. 👀

I have only eyes for the future Mrs. 👀

I Have Only Eyes For The Future Mrs. 👀

(meme template with multiple drowning kids from danikstep)


Tags
1 year ago

🤣🫳🎤

1. attention deficit hyperactivity disorder 👀

2. dad joke

3. patient zero

4. steampunk

5. welp

@gayislander @noahsthottie

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

1 year ago

I don't think I have normally consumed a piece of media like ever... I don't consume, I hyperfixate!

“I’m gonna be normal about consuming this piece of media”

*narrator voice* she was, in fact, not normal about consuming this piece of media


Tags
1 year ago

I'm 2 weeks late to the party but I'm also only on Tumblr since 2 days ago...

I absolutely - and not humbly - present to you my Season 6 MC:

Alice Vega

I'm 2 Weeks Late To The Party But I'm Also Only On Tumblr Since 2 Days Ago...

(I need better hair styles @Fusebox)

I'm 2 Weeks Late To The Party But I'm Also Only On Tumblr Since 2 Days Ago...
I'm 2 Weeks Late To The Party But I'm Also Only On Tumblr Since 2 Days Ago...

And because I'm an over the top little simp, I of course have created tons of AI art. 🤘🥴

I'm 2 Weeks Late To The Party But I'm Also Only On Tumblr Since 2 Days Ago...
I'm 2 Weeks Late To The Party But I'm Also Only On Tumblr Since 2 Days Ago...
I'm 2 Weeks Late To The Party But I'm Also Only On Tumblr Since 2 Days Ago...

I'm 2 Weeks Late To The Party But I'm Also Only On Tumblr Since 2 Days Ago...

And she is after all a boudoir model

⛓️ 🔥 🌶️

I'm 2 Weeks Late To The Party But I'm Also Only On Tumblr Since 2 Days Ago...
I'm 2 Weeks Late To The Party But I'm Also Only On Tumblr Since 2 Days Ago...

Tags
1 year ago
femalenerdrealness - Your pixel loving lesbian delight

Love Island dictionary

1. Pied off

This expression is used when someone has been dumped by whoever they are dating, usually in an appalling way.

“Will has been ignoring me all evening, think I’ve been pied off”.

2. Mugged off/Muggy

To be disrespected by somebody – Usually in an embarrassingly public manner.

Most islanders feel mugged off when a presumed friend chats up someone they're interested in. This disloyal friend is then deemed muggy, and their reputation almost never recovers.

“I’ve just seen Jamal talking to someone else, I feel mugged off”.

“Arlo have not stop being rude, she’s acting muggy”.

3. Peng sort

To comment on someone’s appearance, in a positive way.

“You’re looking like a real Peng sort tonight mate”.

4. Grafting

To work extra hard to show someone you are interested in them, in a romantic way.

“I feel like I like Bella, I need to get grafting”.

5. It is what it is

This means that a situation cannot be changed, so you must wait it out or do whatever it is you wanted to do anyway.

“I found out Ozzy don’t fancy me; it is what it is”

6. Putting all my eggs in their basket

This means that you are fully focusing your efforts on one person and are not investing your time in other people.

“I’ve only just met Ryan; I’m not putting all my eggs in their basket just yet”.

7. Melt

This means that someone has a lot of feelings for someone and are willing to come across a fool to prove it.

“I think I like Talia; I feel like a proper melt”.

8. Girl code

This means to have your girlfriend's back and you stay loyal to them essentially.

“I wouldn’t do that to you because of girl code”.

9. My type on paper

This is what you would use to describe someone who is the ideal / perfect person for you to date.

“Noah is so attractive! He is definitely my type on paper”.

10. Sauce

This is what you would use to describe someone that has confidence and charisma that is unique to themselves.

“Did you see the way Gabi walked in here, she definitely has the sauce”

11. Crack on

This means getting to know someone in a romantic sense.

“Valentina is single now, so you’re free to crack on”.

12. Dead ting

This is a UK slang term to describe someone who is not attractive.

“Kat looks rubbish in that outfit, she is a dead ting”.

13. Can I pull you for a chat?

This means that you want to talk to someone privately to let them know you fancy them or to bring up an issue with them.

“Hey, can I pull you for a chat? I got something to say to you”.

14. Vibes

Means the energy you get off someone when you are getting to know them.

“Bobby is really great to be with, he gives off a good vibe”.

15. Banter

It is a term that describes if someone has a good sense of humour and is good to talk to.

“I really fancy Bruno; he’s got the banter which makes him even better”

16. Where’s your head at?

This is a way to ask someone how they feel about a situation – whether that is how they feel about you in a romantic way or how they feel in a situation they’re in.

“I feel like you haven’t been yourself recently, where’s your head at with this?”.

17. Shoot your shot

It means to take your chance to show someone that you think about them in a romantic way.

“Thabi just told me she likes you, you should shoot your shot”.

18. The Ick

This means that there is something about someone that you have noticed that you just do not like.

“Dylan did this thing that was really gross, it gave me the ick”.

19. Factor 50

This means to show someone that you like them but show them a little too much / over the top in doing so.

“Alfie kept complimenting me”.

“I saw he was really laying it factor 50”.

20. Salty

This means to be upset with someone and to behave unfavourably towards that person.

“I don’t see why we can’t be friends, there’s no need to be salty over this”.

21. Fit

Fit is essentially a synonym for hot. It's nothing to do with physical fitness, but everything to do with the look of a person. It's not a gendered term either, with fit applying to anyone that an islander may have a physical attraction to.

“Have you seen these new boys? They’re proper fit!”

22. Bird/Geezer​​​

The terms "girls" and "boys" aren't as common in the villa because islanders have their own way of referring to each other. Girls are often called birds, while boys are geezers or geez for short

“You have your own bird to crack on with, geezer! Back off!”

23. Gutted/ Buzzing

When an islander is gutted, they are emotionally devastated, usually because the person they were seeing has cracked on with someone else.

The opposite of gutted is "buzzing," which loosely translates to mean extremely excited or thrilled. On Love Island, contestants are either gutted or buzzing. There is no in-between in this Love Island UK slang.

“I was gutted when Kelly left the show, but now I’m buzzing cause Oliver is here!”

24. A Bit of Me

Definition: Someone who's your type

“I think Lewie is a bit of me, he is so fit!”

25. Do Bits

Being intimate with someone (but not necessarily having sex)

“Last night Will and I did bits on the daybeds! BIG bits!”

26. My Head's Been Turned

To lose interest in one person because someone else caught your interest

“I thought we were solid with Ryan, but then Roberto came to the Villa and my head’s been turned!”

27. Fancy

To have a crush on someone.

“I’m gonna be honest, I fancy you, Will”.

26. Snog

To sloppily make out, often with some heavy petting.

“I wanted just to kiss Finn, but he went for a full snog!”

27. Snake

A person who makes romantic intentions towards a coupled up Islander behind their other half of friend's back or a person who relays information to other villa residents without the others' knowledge

“Uugh, Ivy is such a snake!”

28. Aggy

abbreviation of aggravated

Neologism to describe an Islander being angry, agitated, aggravated or all three at once

“No need to be so aggy, Arlo! I just said Lulu was my type!”

29. Fanny flutters

is a feeling a girl gets when she really like someone.

“The date with Roberto went really well, he gave me serious fanny flutters.”

30. Catch feelings

The early stage of falling in love with someone.

It is often used in a negative light, by someone who isn't ready to fall in love or by someone who is falling for the wrong person at the wrong time.

“It’s day two and you’ve already caught feels? Girl, come on!”

(I combined six different articles in this one hehe)


Tags
1 year ago

Romance Club has to stop to make people I can't romance that hot... Like... There is no reason for Kali to look like a hot blue femme fatale in the story. 😭🥵🫦

Romance Club Has To Stop To Make People I Can't Romance That Hot... Like... There Is No Reason For Kali

Be angry at me... Be kind to me... I don't care 🤣.


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • lovestruckgoddess
    lovestruckgoddess liked this · 2 months ago
  • blueyyyuy
    blueyyyuy liked this · 2 months ago
  • hannahcinn
    hannahcinn liked this · 2 months ago
  • desmaranj
    desmaranj liked this · 2 months ago
  • operaghost420
    operaghost420 reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • femalenerdrealness
    femalenerdrealness reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • operaghost420
    operaghost420 reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • bonzai-x
    bonzai-x liked this · 11 months ago
  • alicestc
    alicestc liked this · 1 year ago
  • owlnymph
    owlnymph liked this · 1 year ago
  • k1rj4
    k1rj4 liked this · 1 year ago
  • orcoalien08
    orcoalien08 liked this · 1 year ago
  • sarahrosees
    sarahrosees liked this · 1 year ago
  • angelasscribbles
    angelasscribbles liked this · 1 year ago
  • valyah69
    valyah69 liked this · 1 year ago
  • slightlyjaded
    slightlyjaded liked this · 1 year ago
  • andromeda-astrology
    andromeda-astrology liked this · 1 year ago
  • fancyforthem
    fancyforthem liked this · 1 year ago
  • skylar2707
    skylar2707 liked this · 1 year ago
  • weirdhufflesunflower
    weirdhufflesunflower liked this · 1 year ago
  • wednesdaycompassion-blog
    wednesdaycompassion-blog liked this · 1 year ago
  • scentedathletedonkeypainter
    scentedathletedonkeypainter liked this · 1 year ago
  • miliaass18
    miliaass18 liked this · 1 year ago
  • sadgloomypear
    sadgloomypear liked this · 1 year ago
  • femalenerdrealness
    femalenerdrealness liked this · 1 year ago
  • blackknight-100
    blackknight-100 reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • isatisnn
    isatisnn liked this · 1 year ago
  • 1hikaru1
    1hikaru1 liked this · 1 year ago
  • shainachantake2
    shainachantake2 liked this · 1 year ago
  • notmissinginaction
    notmissinginaction liked this · 1 year ago
  • amatres
    amatres liked this · 1 year ago
  • icantthinkofaname123
    icantthinkofaname123 liked this · 1 year ago
  • bitch-biblioklept
    bitch-biblioklept liked this · 1 year ago
  • femalenerdrealness
    femalenerdrealness reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • femalenerdrealness
    femalenerdrealness reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • queendideo
    queendideo liked this · 1 year ago
  • i-am-trash-10
    i-am-trash-10 liked this · 1 year ago
  • libelle949
    libelle949 reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • libelle949
    libelle949 liked this · 1 year ago
  • maybeicanbesaved
    maybeicanbesaved reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • seerasworld
    seerasworld liked this · 1 year ago
  • femalenerdrealness
    femalenerdrealness reblogged this · 1 year ago
femalenerdrealness - Your pixel loving lesbian delight
Your pixel loving lesbian delight

❤️🤍🩷 Sarah | she/her | pixel simp. ❤️🤍🩷

97 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags