femalenerdrealness

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You are better not playing with my feelings here! 😭

EDIT: That's what you do to me, @gb-patch 😭😭😭

The people have been heard. KYRA'S TIME TO SHINE!!

It was so fitting, I had to do it.

Me simping over my favourite Soulless LIs...

I honestly would have preferred to be part of the chaos instead of stargazing with a dude I'm only with because I have to be.

Let me play spin-the-bottle with Kat and Melissa. 🤭

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe lmaooo😂😂 what in the WHAT??😂😂😂

I won't apologize for it. It's quality content after all... 😗💅

(okay, it's mostly unhinged thirst stuff, but let's pretend for the sake of my argument it's high quality entertainment.)

You can't let me play stuff...

Me playing Our Life: Beginnings & Always ended with falling in love with Cove's mom and ending as single... 🤣

I am still waiting for this DLC... My head canon was totally an age gap couple I would call a red flag in real life.

But my dear people from GB Patch Games... you can't throw her in front of me with my weak lesbian heart, let her be that nice and then... at the end... You know what you did! 😭😭😭

I wish for my MC to be the Gabi of season 9 (in my playthrough tho)

If I have to watch this train wreck of a storyline happening again from the third person perspective, at least let me get the girl.

It’s so.. poetically ironic? that Kat and Finn are literally the mc and Suresh of s9 lol

I'm a weak lesbian, okay!?

Okay... I actually didn't plan on ever playing again 🫣 but then they gave me Kat with new hair, that makes her look like Temu Yennefer...

And if that B* is not becoming a LI the second time around and during 🌈 PRIDE, I will consider it a hate crime. 😭

I promise you I'll treat you better than the bearded ginger... 😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩

And I'm sorry that I made fun of your hair... Your beautiful...

(okay... I'm NOT sorry...)

Okay... I actually didn't plan on ever playing again 🫣 but then they gave me Kat with new hair, that makes her look like Temu Yennefer...

And if that B* is not becoming a LI the second time around and during 🌈 PRIDE, I will consider it a hate crime. 😭

I promise you I'll treat you better than the bearded ginger... 😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩

And I'm sorry that I made fun of your hair... You're beautiful...

(okay... I'm NOT sorry...)

That's the whole post because otherwise I'll have to write a little essay about how much I started to hate them over the last 1 1/2 years.🫠

Let's never forget the interview their CEO and founder gave to businesswire in January of 2023...

(I stole this picture shamelessly from @libelle949)

Oh? 👀

Ummmmmm

Ummmmmm…???

Sara? Her name is Saraswati and you choose to call her...Sara? Kys omg. And pale eyes? I thought the dozen were only marrying among themselves but turns out they were all warming the beds of the colonizers.

omg anon you scared the shit out of me, i thought you were telling me to kms and i was getting ready to throw HANDS 😭

honestly a bazillion rounds of applause to you for that pippin hot tea 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 like the vibes are weird and very offputting and the fact that they're standard in all of remy's books speaks volumes tbh

i'm so sick of rc's growing habit of giving most characters of color colored eyes like what you think ethnic features and dark eyes don't make someone "beautiful" enough or some shit??

and don't get me started on the colonizer shit like that LI ian like 🙃🙃🙃

I REALLY love my BG3 fam 😂😂😂.

AITA for not exploding myself to please my ex-gf?

I (32 M) suffer from an illness that I developed while I was in a relationship with my ex-girlfriend (2000 F). The relationship was toxic, and years after we broke it off and I started dating my current partner (let's call them Tav, 28) of a few weeks I met one of my best friends, who is my ex-gf's coworker (472 M). He told me my ex found a way to stop my condition from deteriorating but she wants me to blow myself up and take out everything in 24 kilometer blast radius. My partner convinced me that I shouldn't do it, and I decided to live and not turn into a magic nuke and now my ex won't talk to me. AITA?

Edit: People asked me how old I was when we started dating. I was 17.

I would take her deal 😭🤌.

Huevember day 6 with Mizora! Would you take her deal? 😈

I am those people and I love those people.

Fuck you , you "it's just a fictional character 🙄." people. 🤪

I love you people who over-analysis one scene, I love you people who look at small detail that people haven't noticed, I love you people who take characters and characteristics seriously, I love you people who noticed subtext, I love people who over analysis media or TV shows in general I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

WLW route is so weird...

Vicky being weird about me having kissed Bonnie in Casa before Vicky even was in the main villa makes no sense... Girl, me and Bonnie were in a whole unofficial couple everyone knew about before you came along, so shut up and be happy that I'm doing bits with your red flag love bombing ass!

Also... I really don't know how to feel about this comment. 🫠😅

Apart from my huge and undying love for lesbian and Lebanese Mona... I needed to ad this...

I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I DISCOVERED THAT THERE IS A LEBANESE LI IN CHOICES AND HONESTLY @playchoices I HAVE NEVER LOVED YOU MORE THAN I DO NOW

Reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from.

🤝

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

Not gonna lie. Up until yesterday I didn't care about Bonnie at all but I like jealous Bonnie more than I thought I would. I think that's the first time her character seems so serious and somber.

True. But I have to say... I would have wished for a bigger reaction. GIVE ME ALL THE DRAMA!

Alex (or whoever you were with) had a much bigger reaction to us cheating than Bonnie, despite Bonnie being the one who I actually cheated on.

I guess because that would collide with her also being MCs best friend.

But yeah... I felt bad because she looked like a kicked puppy. 🥲

You just claw your toes in... Like every toe is a velociraptor claw.

"welcome to 'Jurassic Walk'"

Um… how?

Me in today's episodes... 👇

We met, we kissed, we...

I don't get why Alex was a bit pissed about it, seeing that we never even shared a bed or a kiss, instead of Bonnie who fought in the sheets with me regularly since the season started but okay... 🤷‍♀️

You know... If we ever have a falling out I actually have to take this 7h train ride and k!LL you... You know far too much. 😬

All I wanted was to run away with Sophia...

That could have been us in that video, Ms. Russo but you were playin'

Me actually having to marry Sam... 👇

Oops

Me making friends in the RC community...

I want to have Lexi back. Let me tame that little red head. 🤭

A mystery Islander is returning to the Villa!

And one of the OG girls is bringing him back!!

You're forever marked. Can't you feel it? Where my lips scorched your skin?

When you are lying in bed on your birthday with the flu and period cramps, there is only one thing to do...

You all are VERY welcome!

wlw solutions

bonus:

Well Robin... The power of lesbianism.

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Also... Autumn and I recreating our own version of Black Swan...