Me Simping Over My Favourite Soulless LIs...

I just leave that here and...

Me to my pets:

inspired by tiktok. take a screenshot and share your how date night went 🤍🤍🤍

What if the bikini postcard is mc?

I don’t think it is…one because that would mean the fb forced us to take our top off which as shitty as they are as a company I don’t think they’d make us all collectively submit to that. And two bc as another anon pointed out the postcards are from the main villa not casa amor. My thinking now is that they split the cast and half the boy come with us to casa which is why so many are missing

This post was inspired by @gayislander 😛

IS SHE A JOKE TO YOU, GRACE!?!

As long as she stays away from Bella, I really don't give a 🐁's🍑 what my dear sister did or will do.

I'm just waiting to find out that she kissed (or did more with) MCs ex, honestly. 🤷‍♀️

Because you are so goddamn gorgeous!!!🥹

Hi can you do another ship with your mutuals outta litg ?

Hmm, sure i couldn’t do everyone cause my brain goes blank 🥴

@libelle949 and Jamal She gives cool and chill vibes adore Jamal so i adore her aswell🩷

@artmusesblog with grace she’s so lovely and everything she says is so spot on I love her 🩷

@willkimurashat again with Will because wills so lovely and chilled so I get that vibe from ab also 🩷

@rebelrayne ohhhh maybe youcef or Gary idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ but their both so lovely anyways so I give her both 🩷

@wardingoffevil with Bruno my tumblr bestie belongs to Bruno 💯

@crimswnred Tim or Jamal she has Got lots of love to give and everybody loves her🩷

@femalenerdrealness with our Bella girl cause everything about bella is amazing 🩷

@daddytess my girl belongs to Jamal aswell cause she’s so lovely and chilled 🩷

Don't mind if I do...

After one kiss, running away with her from my own marriage (sry, not sry Marisol), I officially remove Lottie from my TOP 3.

I'm coming so hard for your blue haired body chain wearing beautiful 🍑, Bella. 🤤

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According to those icks... Bella and I are the same person. 🤣

What my best friend thinks are the s6 ogs+Roberto Icks are🤷🏻‍♀️

She’s back and playing again after having her 3rd Baby girl Yaay🥹

so here’s what she thinks of the lslanders icks are🥴

Jamal

fully says saturdays are for the boys. like genuinely uses it as an excuse. Your like  i found this really cute cafe place i wanna try, lets go on saturday for lunch 😁 and hes like im sorry babe but saturdays are for the boys, i have plans with ozzy and lewie😕 he definitely has a tapestry that says it hanging in his room, when you guys move in together after the villa he half jokingly suggests hanging it up in the living room, you make him burn it

is an ipad guy always on his ipad. he cant focus on anything without simultaneously playing a game on it. Your watching a tv show together and he is watching it, but hes also playing candy crush. you are in the bathroom getting ready for bed and hes already in bed playing subway surfers. he also never cleans the screen so its so greasy and has crumbs in the crack of the buttons case 

hes a trainer head 💀 he is so annoying about his shoes. has like 100 pairs of trainers . ones he only wears to work out, ones he wears on special occasions, ones in certain colors, ones from certain skaters . he REFUSES to let you even breathe near them places them so delicately on the doormat and then gets mad when you just kick off your ur own shoes and they almost hit his. “BABE DONT CREASE THOSE IVE ONLY WORN THEM 5 TIMES” 

Ryan

REFUSES to order at starbucks because he hates the way their sizes are named. you go to starbucks together and your like can you get me a venti iced coffee??? and hes like ok is that a medium or a large. and when you tell him to just say venti he gets irrationally annoyed. “its so stupid that i cant just say large? why would i say venti? grande literally means big in spanish and its equivalent to a small?” idk babe didnt make the menu 

he never waits for hot foods to cool down. he just immediately takes a bite and then does that icky thing where his mouth is open and he’s breathing so loud so it cools down in his mouth BOY BYE he looks so silly and you would think he’d be like a normal person and wait for it to cool down a little before he takes his second bite but hes silly and does it again and repeats until the food is either gone or at room temp!!!!!

makes fun of what you watch but low key watches it with you and likes it? but hes too stubborn to ever admit it so he has to pretend to make fun of it as you watch it so he can continue to see what happens . Your watching a cheesy show like friends and hes like “this show is so stupid and not realistic.” hes all “adults don’t even act like that, those are 30 year olds” and “this is so cringey why would they make that a plotline” so your like OKAYYYYY then leave🙄 and he just pouts but continues to watch it because he needs to know how the season plays out 

Ivy

She laughs at the most inconvenient times and everyone around her is like😐 shes ordering food through a drive through and literally cannot get the order out because shes laughing so hard for no reason the person taking the order is not amused thru the box and you get so embarrassed that you have to take over lmfao. she also does this when coming to you. shes just laughing, giggling and looking at her friends  . BE SERIOUS BABES PLS

cannot apologize. says “i’m sorry you misunderstood what i meant” or “im sorry that you feel that way” whenever you are mad or upset with her. FOR THE LIFE OF HER cannot put herself in your shoes for the sake of an argument. will go to the same place thinking that she was 100% correct and that you were overreacting or took it too personally 

Roberto 

refuses to ask for help in any capacity but is so stubborn about it. imagine him following instructions he found on google for how to fix your washing machine and getting mad like he kicks it and throws the screws around while sighing loudly. Your finally like please lets just call someone, like a professional, whose literal job it is to do stuff like this. hes hurt that you would even suggest that lol

claps when the planes land i literally can’t “cope” he thinks hes doing it ironically but it does not come across that way AT ALL. hes whooping and hollering from the window seat as the plane slowly descends and your hiding ur face in embarrassment next to him. as you guys gets off the plan he personally shakes the pilots hand and is like “thank you so much for your service, for safely landing us, for letting us live another day” and you have to pull him by his ear to get him to stfu 

looks at himself in every reflection he passes. he physically cant help himself from looking in every single reflective surface he sees. he passes the mirror in your hallway? checks his hair,walking by a display window in the mall?smiles at his reflection he has no shame it’s so humiliating to see him from afar checking himself out.

Ozzy 

thinks a “natural makeup look” is a full face with no colored lipstick like he does not know what makeup looks like. so when he sees a picture of kendall jenner with a full face of natural makeup hes like “i love when women wear no makeup, shes so beautiful bare faced” like she doesnt have full coverage foundation and fake lashes on?? you guys are out getting lunch or something and you have your usual makeup on but a little lighter (maybe no eyeliner or lipstick) and hes like you look so pretty naturally today🙂 ENOUGH

going to the gym is his only personality trait. hes the guy that carries around a gallon of water for no reason like not a special water bottle, but a genuine plastic poland springs gallon straight outta the supermarket??? just so everyone knows that he works out?? only eats grilled chicken, white rice, and broccoli every single night for dinner. his friends go out to eat and get pizza and hes like “...you know thats bad for you, right?” 

he has a wallet iPhone case like the velcro or magnetic kind thats leather and holds your phone and your money/cards. major dad,grandfather energy. it also has a touchscreen pen attached to it so he “doesnt get his screen dirty.” gets mad when you don’t use the pen. Your in public and hes like can you check my phone to see if lewie texted me and you go to slide it open and hes like “...with the pen”

Grace

asks so many questions during a movie that you are both seeing for the first time. PLEASE she doesn’t mean to, she is genuinely just thinking out loud but anytime anything happens she’s like “wait, who is he again??” or “what does that mean...why did they just do that” like GIRL IDK I HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE EITHER

doesn’t know basic grammar could not tell you the difference between there, their, and they’re for the life of her. constantly misuses your and you’re. she texts you like “your so beautiful, i’m omw i’ll see you there !” 

uses big words as an attempt to sound smarter but she uses them wrong so its really embarrassing to listen to. you tell her that your li got you a really nice birthday gift and she’s like “awww how inconspicuous of them !!”

Lewie

is the type of guy to think that just letting the water hit him in the shower is washing his body like you're showering together and your scrubbing your legs with body wash or something and he's like wait... you wash your legs? like you don't just let the water and soap hit them? WHAT

tries to start a podcast and thinks hes making really profound points but its the most basic and bare minimum conclusions like “ going to football actually improves your health" his hair gets greasy really easily but he doesnt like to wash it every day because it dries out. you recommend dry shampoo and he REFUSES because it “makes his hair look white” and your like no not if you apply it like this and rub it he doesnt listen

accidentally airs your dirty laundry and secrets to all of your friends he really doesnt mean to though but you’ll all be having dinner or something and someone will order a specific food and he’ll be like “wait babe isnt that the food that gives you really bad tummy bugs?” goodbye

the classic says “THIS IS FOR YOU❤️ and missues

Bella

when she eats with a fork, she scrapes the metal with her teeth she doesn’t even realize she’s doing it but you can hear her teeth against the metal with every single bite she takes. please get that checked out at the dentist babes

is a disney adult. i’m sorry but she is. jokes about having “peter pan syndrome” and that she’s just a kid at heart probably has like 60 different pairs of mickey ears and gets mad when little kids cry at disney world like it isn’t meant for them and she’s the one out of line???

doesn’t have separate music playlists she just has one playlist with every song she’s ever liked on it theres like 1000+ songs on it she puts it on for every single occasion shes on aux: in the car, at a party, cleaning around the house. Etc