🎶C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G!🎶
That poll was actually really fun to do, even if y/n looks like an ugly kid here-
I’ll definitely do more polls! Probably right after this post ^^!
also I kinda thought the “bum bum bum” lyric was kinda clever here since Mark’s game username is often just “BUMBUM”
NOOOOO
don’t forget that Bing kicks dogs, I know it’s a hard pill to swallow but it’s important lore-
Was rewatching the charity live stream with the Derekson and Santaplier is up first right?
Apparently:
Bing is the resident shoplifter
Google has killed 3 people
Dark has done nothing wrong ever and is a big sweetheart
Wilford is always killing everyone and Santa has BEEF with him
Santaplier is bitter about not being in Markiplier TV
Author scares Santa
Lemme just incorporate that into my Manor ‘verse rq.
I wrote this entire thing in the span of like an hour because I love Yandereiplier <3
REQUESTED BY: Nobody. WARNINGS: A lot of my personal Headcanons for Yandereiplier, mention of murder, violence, stalking, possible manipulation, some foul language.
🩸 She's trans-feminine and receives a particular amount of bullying because of it. She wasn't in the best headspace, being numb and dissociated 90% of the time, while the other 10% was explosions of anger directed at others.
🩸 You were probably the first student to actually openly respect her. Good on you for being a good sport, but also- you just started a terrifying spiral of lovesick violence.
🩸 Lord help us, just hope you're not and will never be a popular student, for the safety of everyone else around you.
🩸 She definitely stalks you around campus, taking pictures without you noticing, and stealing stuff from your bag when you’re not looking. It’s nothing you’ll miss, but it means the world to her.
🩸 Her eyes are always on you.
🩸 She keeps a shrine in her bedroom completely dedicated to you, composed of things she stole from your bag, printed out photos of you from afar, love letters she wrote but was too anxious to actually give, etc…
🩸 Calls you "Senpai" most of the time, even in public, but also calls you "Koibito" or "[YOUR NAME]-chi" when in a more personal setting.
🩸 If you ever manage to befriend Yan, expect her to be your only friend after like 2 days, because everyone else is going missing.
🩸 You’re oblivious ass is perfect for her. You don’t suspect a thing.
🩸 Your stuff is going missing? Damn, you probably misplaced it. All your friends disappearing without warning? They must be sick, or just moved. It seems like someone’s following you? Must’ve been your mind playing tricks on you.
🩸 She’ll be you’re only source of comfort and social interaction after a while, besides the school staff and probably your family. But she’s happy to comfort you, even if she knows she’s the one responsible for causing distress.
🩸 “Oh noooo, Senpai, I’m so sorry your friend moved! I guess they weren’t a true friend after all, but it’ll be okay, we can play some Magical Girl Pretty Miyuki to make you feel better!”
🩸 Clingy as hell, she follows you everywhere like a puppy.
🩸 She joins any club you’re in and always insists on partnering up with you for projects. No matter what grade you two get, she’s happy to spend time with you.
🩸 There’s bound to be nosy teachers, asking if you two are dating, there’s always those annoying ass teachers. But Yan is always like “oh my god, nooOooO!” while looking at you intensely.
🩸 If you have glasses, she’d definitely switch glasses with you as a little joke. While you’d probably laugh it off, she’d absolutely CHERISH the feeling of your glasses on her face, even if they’re a tight fit.
🩸 This will happen a lot, when you two part ways for the day:
Yandereiplier: “Alright, bye Senpai! I love you!” YOU: “What?” Yandereiplier: “I Uhh- I said I saw a dove behind you-“ YOU: “Oh, where?” Yandereiplier: “Neverminditalreadyflewoffiloveyoubye!!”
*I hold out this screaming kitten*
They won’t stop please help :[
Like, BAD BOY Mark is the younger version of Yancy before he was sent to prison, he just lived a life of crime with the boys and had some sort of gay little relationship with Mathias at one point
I mean, it makes sense if you think about it:
Both are criminals and have harmful tendencies.
Both have a badly attempted Brooklyn accent.
Both personalities seem almost identical to each other.
Both are associated with songs or music in some way.
Actor is in your home
My baby my baby you’re my baby say it to me
REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, mention of the undead/zombies, mention of maggots, and the necromancer being stinky.
🎆 He doesn't really call you petnames, but he does OCCASIONALLY call you: My Princess / My Prince / My Noble. It doesn’t matter if you’re actually royalty or not.
🎆 Does a deep and serious voice every time he’s “being evil” and even when he’s bossing his servants around. The voice gives him a very commanding and intimidating presence.
🎆 But when he’s not “being evil” or when he’s speaking with you, he stops it. His usual voice is usually very gentle, yet firm.
🎆 He mostly does necromancy, but he also practices the usual wizardry. So expect him to preform little things for you, tricks, summoning gifts, etc..
🎆 He lives in a cave with his undead servants, so unless you wanna be around a bunch of walking corpses all day in a dark cave full of the bones of your boyfriend's enemies, you'll probably not wanna move in.
🎆 Dirty ass. Literally smells like death. He takes baths once a month and he doesn't even use soap. He never brushes his hair it's all stiff and crusty and shit-
🎆 DO NOT TOUCH HIS STUFF! He will put a curse on you.
🎆 He's comically evil but is kinda serious about his evil-doing. He will kidnap a girl and tie her down to train tracks if trains existed in his time- so it's more like he ties her down and causes a stampede to trample her to death.
🎆 A goofball, in a prick type way.
🎆 Be prepared for bullshit, because this man comes with a lot of it.
🎆 He often rants about his servants. “They’re imbeciles” he says, as if they aren’t walking corpses with their brains slowly being eaten by maggots.
🎆 Please keep him from blowing up the kingdom. This man does everything without a second thought. He lacks self doubt, that’s what makes him so dangerous.
🎆 Touch starved little harlet, so give him some time. Ease him into physical contact, be sure to start small! Otherwise he’ll go stiff and just start repeating “don’t touch me”.
🎆 Not really fond of cuddling but does like to hold hands, just be careful with his claws.
🎆 Trace your fingers along his face markings. It’s not makeup, so it won’t smudge, it’s just his skin.
🎆 He’s just a troglodyte. Literally.
I WILL BRING YOU INTO THE EGO CLUB BAD BOY MARK DONT YOU WORRY
• 18 • it/its/itself • AuDHD • • fanfic writer • selfshipper • artist • • main -> @fennecfics •
55 posts