My baby my baby you’re my baby say it to me
REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, mention of the undead/zombies, mention of maggots, and the necromancer being stinky.
🎆 He doesn't really call you petnames, but he does OCCASIONALLY call you: My Princess / My Prince / My Noble. It doesn’t matter if you’re actually royalty or not.
🎆 Does a deep and serious voice every time he’s “being evil” and even when he’s bossing his servants around. The voice gives him a very commanding and intimidating presence.
🎆 But when he’s not “being evil” or when he’s speaking with you, he stops it. His usual voice is usually very gentle, yet firm.
🎆 He mostly does necromancy, but he also practices the usual wizardry. So expect him to preform little things for you, tricks, summoning gifts, etc..
🎆 He lives in a cave with his undead servants, so unless you wanna be around a bunch of walking corpses all day in a dark cave full of the bones of your boyfriend's enemies, you'll probably not wanna move in.
🎆 Dirty ass. Literally smells like death. He takes baths once a month and he doesn't even use soap. He never brushes his hair it's all stiff and crusty and shit-
🎆 DO NOT TOUCH HIS STUFF! He will put a curse on you.
🎆 He's comically evil but is kinda serious about his evil-doing. He will kidnap a girl and tie her down to train tracks if trains existed in his time- so it's more like he ties her down and causes a stampede to trample her to death.
🎆 A goofball, in a prick type way.
🎆 Be prepared for bullshit, because this man comes with a lot of it.
🎆 He often rants about his servants. “They’re imbeciles” he says, as if they aren’t walking corpses with their brains slowly being eaten by maggots.
🎆 Please keep him from blowing up the kingdom. This man does everything without a second thought. He lacks self doubt, that’s what makes him so dangerous.
🎆 Touch starved little harlet, so give him some time. Ease him into physical contact, be sure to start small! Otherwise he’ll go stiff and just start repeating “don’t touch me”.
🎆 Not really fond of cuddling but does like to hold hands, just be careful with his claws.
🎆 Trace your fingers along his face markings. It’s not makeup, so it won’t smudge, it’s just his skin.
🎆 He’s just a troglodyte. Literally.
I’ve been thinking about making my own fan designs (much like Bing) for the egos and now I’m just wondering which egos deserve the luxurious long hair Mark has or keep the short hair…
decisions decisions……
I just KNOW Wilford would have long hair with pink (and maybe other color) highlights, and he’d tie it up in a bun
also I’m still working on the nightguard mark x reader headcanons, don’t worry ^^!!
Ahhh yes my boy. My sweet sweaty boy…
HE WONT GET OFF MY BRAIN-COUCH AND STOP DRINKING MY BRAIN-SODAS
PLEASE LEAVE
I JUST WANNA WATCH THE BEETLEJUICE SEQUEL MOVIE WITH AN EMPTY MIND AND NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADE UP THIRST EDITS OF A BAD BOY THE ENTIRE TIME
THE JACKET FITS MY THEORY OH MY GOD
Wanna see more of his backstory
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