I'm Cooking Angst For Y'all

Hi :3

I just wanted to say that I like your art and it is now my wallpaper. I really like the square style ^v^

hehe square..... (ft. Tiny Box Tim)

Ahh, my second favorite ego with a knife <3

guess who the first is

REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Mention of murder, torture, & some foul language.

🔪 Murdock / Murderiplier x Reader dating/romantic headcanons: 🔪

🔪 Calls you a bunch of endearing things: Dearest, Darling, Honeypie, Starlight, Dove, My Valentine, Beloved, etc…

🔪 If you have any suggestions, just say something, he’ll gladly call you whatever you’d like.

🔪 Is very open about his “hobby” of tickling others with various sharp objects. He will casually talk about it during dinner, in the middle of a movie, before bed, etc.

🔪 Although if you’re uncomfortable with the topic of murder, he will try to refrain himself. He might slip up every now and then but he eventually catches himself.

🔪 He’ll make jokes while murdering someone, handle their organs almost comically, even talk to the people as if he isn’t actively sawing their fingers off and tossing them over his shoulder.

🔪 He’s still a dork, just in a deadpan and flat kinda way. 

🔪 He’s an intelligent fellow when it comes to ways to murder people and how the human body responds to pain, but when it comes to basic knowledge he’s just a dumbass.

🔪 He’ll go from “Did you know the last sense to go when you die is your hearing?” to “What do you mean the sun doesn’t revolve around the earth?”

🔪 The way he handles you is firm but gentle, like he doesn’t want to let you go but also believes you’re made of glass.

🔪 Cuddling is no exception. He has his arms wrapped around you tightly, and one hand cradling the back of your head, smushing your face into his chest.

🔪 Don’t tell him about anyone that gives you bullshit, even the slightest inconveniences. Your boss yelled at you? The barista tried correcting you on how to pronounce your own name? The mailman wasn’t very gentle with a fragile package? All of them gonna die.

🔪 “Dear, don’t worry your pretty little head about them. They won’t bother you anymore.”

🔪 Not exactly a yandere, but also he is at the same time..? It’s complicated.

🔪 It’s in a way that this man will gladly murder someone for you, but not out of jealousy or the “no one else can have you” thing.

🔪 “It’s supposed to be fun, exciting, entertaining, Y’know. I can’t let my anger or any of the other bullshit get in the way of my own enjoyment.”

🔪 He sometimes preforms some of these “sessions” in the basement. And if you walk down there to bring him a snack whilst he’s in the middle of dissecting a very much alive man, his heart is yours.

🔪 Straight up turns into a dog. He’ll be forever loyal, if he wasn’t already.

The Host: 2020 vs 2024

Tbh one of my personal Headcanons is that Mark voiceover in ADWM, AHWM, & ISWM, is The Host. Especially since there’s barely any emotion in the voice, kinda like how he was in Markiplier TV.

A Cat-boy and a Rat-thing

Also featuring long haired Mark!!

Cat-boy Mark is an idea I’ve had on my mind for like a week and I love it, but I might evolve this idea into Dog-boy Mark

When the bad boy you thought about once won’t leave your brain-home

HE WONT GET OFF MY BRAIN-COUCH AND STOP DRINKING MY BRAIN-SODAS

PLEASE LEAVE

I JUST WANNA WATCH THE BEETLEJUICE SEQUEL MOVIE WITH AN EMPTY MIND AND NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADE UP THIRST EDITS OF A BAD BOY THE ENTIRE TIME

THE WINNER -> The necromancer x reader romantic headcanons

Yanpai? SweatyOranges? In one post?!

press images to zoom in for better quality ^^!

I decided to draw two of my many ships for once, instead of just talking about them. I’ll probably do this more.

Dark drawing I never posted but idk why, it looks fine-

How do people draw Jack I’m genuinely asking that I’ve been trying to draw him for multiple days

I’m really stressed, does anyone wanna do a sfw Iplier/septic ego roleplay?

I can play as either JJ or Mark. You can either play as your OC or another ego, I’m not picky, as long as it’s sfw pls!

Dm me if you wanna rp ^^!