Ahh, my second favorite ego with a knife <3
guess who the first is
REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Mention of murder, torture, & some foul language.
🔪 Calls you a bunch of endearing things: Dearest, Darling, Honeypie, Starlight, Dove, My Valentine, Beloved, etc…
🔪 If you have any suggestions, just say something, he’ll gladly call you whatever you’d like.
🔪 Is very open about his “hobby” of tickling others with various sharp objects. He will casually talk about it during dinner, in the middle of a movie, before bed, etc.
🔪 Although if you’re uncomfortable with the topic of murder, he will try to refrain himself. He might slip up every now and then but he eventually catches himself.
🔪 He’ll make jokes while murdering someone, handle their organs almost comically, even talk to the people as if he isn’t actively sawing their fingers off and tossing them over his shoulder.
🔪 He’s still a dork, just in a deadpan and flat kinda way.
🔪 He’s an intelligent fellow when it comes to ways to murder people and how the human body responds to pain, but when it comes to basic knowledge he’s just a dumbass.
🔪 He’ll go from “Did you know the last sense to go when you die is your hearing?” to “What do you mean the sun doesn’t revolve around the earth?”
🔪 The way he handles you is firm but gentle, like he doesn’t want to let you go but also believes you’re made of glass.
🔪 Cuddling is no exception. He has his arms wrapped around you tightly, and one hand cradling the back of your head, smushing your face into his chest.
🔪 Don’t tell him about anyone that gives you bullshit, even the slightest inconveniences. Your boss yelled at you? The barista tried correcting you on how to pronounce your own name? The mailman wasn’t very gentle with a fragile package? All of them gonna die.
🔪 “Dear, don’t worry your pretty little head about them. They won’t bother you anymore.”
🔪 Not exactly a yandere, but also he is at the same time..? It’s complicated.
🔪 It’s in a way that this man will gladly murder someone for you, but not out of jealousy or the “no one else can have you” thing.
🔪 “It’s supposed to be fun, exciting, entertaining, Y’know. I can’t let my anger or any of the other bullshit get in the way of my own enjoyment.”
🔪 He sometimes preforms some of these “sessions” in the basement. And if you walk down there to bring him a snack whilst he’s in the middle of dissecting a very much alive man, his heart is yours.
🔪 Straight up turns into a dog. He’ll be forever loyal, if he wasn’t already.
I saw that with each poll I did, Hee Hoo always got a high amount of votes, so I decided it would be fair to write for him ^^!!
REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, violent descriptions, Hee Hoo being stinky.
🪨 Stinky!! /derogatory. If he were a cartoon he'd constantly have green stink lines following him.
🪨 It's actually a miracle this caveman didn't rip all your limbs off as soon as he saw you on his turf.
🪨 Probably a Tarzan situation, maybe you were camping or something and came across him, or maybe you were actively looking for him. Whatever the situation is, he's not a fan of trespassers.
🪨 Give him Takis as a sign of peace and he'll probably spare you. Oh- and make sure to not talk or approach until he's done with the bag, he'll think you're trying to capture him.
🪨 Also no flash photography (he'll break your damn phone-).
🪨 And istg if you hold out Takis and go "pspspsps" you better hope he doesn't bite your fingers off.
🪨 After befriending him, he's kind of like a guard dog. Always by your side when you're wandering the forest, will twist an animal's head off if they even try to approach, he even barks.
🪨 He's definitely fascinated by you in some way, not your clothes, or the size of your hand against his, but you.
🪨 Every time you visit the first thing he does is aggressively sniff you, Y'know.. to see where you've been. If he smells food he gets excited because he thinks it's for him.
🪨 He also rubs himself against you and your stuff every time you visit, making sure everything with a sense of smell knows you're not for picking.
🪨 He doesn't take too kindly to your restrictive "clothes" so don't be pissed off when he rips apart any shirts or even pants you try to give him.
🪨 He doesn't really speak, he mostly grunts, except for "Hee" "Hoo" and "Annus". Maybe you could teach him more.
🪨 After a while he'll probably give you a nickname, and it'll be just a specific grunting noise or something that sounds close to a word, but it definitely won't be your name.
🪨 He can't cook the animals he captures so he has to eat them raw every time, please give him food :(
🪨 This mf with scarf down ANYTHING you give him (except the Takis). Uses his hands to eat, chews sloppily with his mouth open, but he also leaves no crumbs. What a gentleman!
🪨 DO NOT touch him unless he touches you first! You need that confirmation. If you don't wait and just touch him, he'll spin around and shout in your face.
🪨 Oddly enough, even though he doesn't like being touched first, he's also a cuddler. When it's dark and you're both by the fire, he snuggles up to you (mainly for warmth) and rests his chin on your shoulder.
🪨 He's a LOUD snorer. It's like a train call, just "HEAAAAAAAA-" but it turns out to be an unintentional defense mechanism, it scares everything else away.
🪨 For the safety of the people you plan to tell, don't tell them. Don't even post about it online, people will find him (he's still Mark and he's been missing for god knows how long).
🪨 He's just a simple creature now, living the best life he can create for himself. The last thing he wants is to be crowded by a bunch of people. This is Hee Hoo's choice, even if the Mark inside isn't mentally present right now.
Wilford has always been one of my favorites, for multiple reasons. I think these took like 2 hours (all added together).
I’m really stressed, does anyone wanna do a sfw Iplier/septic ego roleplay?
I can play as either JJ or Mark. You can either play as your OC or another ego, I’m not picky, as long as it’s sfw pls!
Dm me if you wanna rp ^^!
literally just my captainsona except they’re completely convinced that they’re a human too
in space with markiplier au where the captain is an alien but nobody on the ship really acknowledges it. then Lady or the others show up and their like "your captains an alien??" and space mark or the other crew are just like "?? dont fucking judge people?? thats so fucking rude"
or a heist with markiplier and heist marks partner is some horrifying monster with multiple limbs and everyone is like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING" and heist mark is like "this is my partner and they are beautiful"
Also featuring long haired Mark!!
Cat-boy Mark is an idea I’ve had on my mind for like a week and I love it, but I might evolve this idea into Dog-boy Mark
Click the images to get better quality-
Here’s some more little doodles I did (featuring the Necromancer :D!!)
There’s always been a little idea in my head with y/n being a royal and (for some reason) in love with the Necromancer. I might turn it into a fanfic…
Tbh the idea of Mark being a night guard is so funny to me for multiple reasons
also sorry there are less headcanons than the others, I didn’t have many ideas for this as I thought I did
REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, inaccurate fnaf lore.
🍕 You thought it would be fun for you and your boyfriend to sign up for the night watch at an old restaurant. Sure it might seem a little boring but you get to spend more time together AND you’re getting paid for it.
🍕 Before you applied here you thought he was a badass but it turns out he’s biggest bubble blowing baby when it comes to his job. Just be glad you're here, otherwise he'd bring weapons to try hunting down all the animatronics.
🍕 He literally hates this place with a terrified passion. He tore down the poster in the office and turned the cupcake around so it’s creepy little eyes aren’t staring at him.
🍕 Probably calls you normal things like; Honey, Sweetie, hon, baby, etc...
🍕 Will definitely get distracted during the night shift, probably on his phone or playing with something on the desk. You’ll have to make him focus.
🍕 A goofy goober at its finest.
🍕 This man acts like he’s a brave boy when he’s facing danger, when in reality he’s shitting his pants.
🍕 He’ll flip off one of the animatronics through the window but cry like a little baby and cling to you when the power goes out.
🍕 Turns on a playlist to vibe to while working, which sometimes shifts into full on karaoke in the office. (just make sure to close the doors so the animatronics don’t try to join in-)
🍕 Even IF the animatronics are friendly (like in the musical) he’s not changing his mind, he will bitch-slap Foxy if he sprints down the hall one more time.
🍕 and then proceed to slam the door shut before he gets his face bitten off.
🎶C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G!🎶
That poll was actually really fun to do, even if y/n looks like an ugly kid here-
I’ll definitely do more polls! Probably right after this post ^^!
also I kinda thought the “bum bum bum” lyric was kinda clever here since Mark’s game username is often just “BUMBUM”
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