I saw that with each poll I did, Hee Hoo always got a high amount of votes, so I decided it would be fair to write for him ^^!!
REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, violent descriptions, Hee Hoo being stinky.
🪨 Stinky!! /derogatory. If he were a cartoon he'd constantly have green stink lines following him.
🪨 It's actually a miracle this caveman didn't rip all your limbs off as soon as he saw you on his turf.
🪨 Probably a Tarzan situation, maybe you were camping or something and came across him, or maybe you were actively looking for him. Whatever the situation is, he's not a fan of trespassers.
🪨 Give him Takis as a sign of peace and he'll probably spare you. Oh- and make sure to not talk or approach until he's done with the bag, he'll think you're trying to capture him.
🪨 Also no flash photography (he'll break your damn phone-).
🪨 And istg if you hold out Takis and go "pspspsps" you better hope he doesn't bite your fingers off.
🪨 After befriending him, he's kind of like a guard dog. Always by your side when you're wandering the forest, will twist an animal's head off if they even try to approach, he even barks.
🪨 He's definitely fascinated by you in some way, not your clothes, or the size of your hand against his, but you.
🪨 Every time you visit the first thing he does is aggressively sniff you, Y'know.. to see where you've been. If he smells food he gets excited because he thinks it's for him.
🪨 He also rubs himself against you and your stuff every time you visit, making sure everything with a sense of smell knows you're not for picking.
🪨 He doesn't take too kindly to your restrictive "clothes" so don't be pissed off when he rips apart any shirts or even pants you try to give him.
🪨 He doesn't really speak, he mostly grunts, except for "Hee" "Hoo" and "Annus". Maybe you could teach him more.
🪨 After a while he'll probably give you a nickname, and it'll be just a specific grunting noise or something that sounds close to a word, but it definitely won't be your name.
🪨 He can't cook the animals he captures so he has to eat them raw every time, please give him food :(
🪨 This mf with scarf down ANYTHING you give him (except the Takis). Uses his hands to eat, chews sloppily with his mouth open, but he also leaves no crumbs. What a gentleman!
🪨 DO NOT touch him unless he touches you first! You need that confirmation. If you don't wait and just touch him, he'll spin around and shout in your face.
🪨 Oddly enough, even though he doesn't like being touched first, he's also a cuddler. When it's dark and you're both by the fire, he snuggles up to you (mainly for warmth) and rests his chin on your shoulder.
🪨 He's a LOUD snorer. It's like a train call, just "HEAAAAAAAA-" but it turns out to be an unintentional defense mechanism, it scares everything else away.
🪨 For the safety of the people you plan to tell, don't tell them. Don't even post about it online, people will find him (he's still Mark and he's been missing for god knows how long).
🪨 He's just a simple creature now, living the best life he can create for himself. The last thing he wants is to be crowded by a bunch of people. This is Hee Hoo's choice, even if the Mark inside isn't mentally present right now.
Ahhh yes my boy. My sweet sweaty boy…
I’m really stressed, does anyone wanna do a sfw Iplier/septic ego roleplay?
I can play as either JJ or Mark. You can either play as your OC or another ego, I’m not picky, as long as it’s sfw pls!
Dm me if you wanna rp ^^!
don’t forget that Bing kicks dogs, I know it’s a hard pill to swallow but it’s important lore-
Was rewatching the charity live stream with the Derekson and Santaplier is up first right?
Apparently:
Bing is the resident shoplifter
Google has killed 3 people
Dark has done nothing wrong ever and is a big sweetheart
Wilford is always killing everyone and Santa has BEEF with him
Santaplier is bitter about not being in Markiplier TV
Author scares Santa
Lemme just incorporate that into my Manor ‘verse rq.
THE JACKET FITS MY THEORY OH MY GOD
Wanna see more of his backstory
I wrote this entire thing in the span of like an hour because I love Yandereiplier <3
REQUESTED BY: Nobody. WARNINGS: A lot of my personal Headcanons for Yandereiplier, mention of murder, violence, stalking, possible manipulation, some foul language.
🩸 She's trans-feminine and receives a particular amount of bullying because of it. She wasn't in the best headspace, being numb and dissociated 90% of the time, while the other 10% was explosions of anger directed at others.
🩸 You were probably the first student to actually openly respect her. Good on you for being a good sport, but also- you just started a terrifying spiral of lovesick violence.
🩸 Lord help us, just hope you're not and will never be a popular student, for the safety of everyone else around you.
🩸 She definitely stalks you around campus, taking pictures without you noticing, and stealing stuff from your bag when you’re not looking. It’s nothing you’ll miss, but it means the world to her.
🩸 Her eyes are always on you.
🩸 She keeps a shrine in her bedroom completely dedicated to you, composed of things she stole from your bag, printed out photos of you from afar, love letters she wrote but was too anxious to actually give, etc…
🩸 Calls you "Senpai" most of the time, even in public, but also calls you "Koibito" or "[YOUR NAME]-chi" when in a more personal setting.
🩸 If you ever manage to befriend Yan, expect her to be your only friend after like 2 days, because everyone else is going missing.
🩸 You’re oblivious ass is perfect for her. You don’t suspect a thing.
🩸 Your stuff is going missing? Damn, you probably misplaced it. All your friends disappearing without warning? They must be sick, or just moved. It seems like someone’s following you? Must’ve been your mind playing tricks on you.
🩸 She’ll be you’re only source of comfort and social interaction after a while, besides the school staff and probably your family. But she’s happy to comfort you, even if she knows she’s the one responsible for causing distress.
🩸 “Oh noooo, Senpai, I’m so sorry your friend moved! I guess they weren’t a true friend after all, but it’ll be okay, we can play some Magical Girl Pretty Miyuki to make you feel better!”
🩸 Clingy as hell, she follows you everywhere like a puppy.
🩸 She joins any club you’re in and always insists on partnering up with you for projects. No matter what grade you two get, she’s happy to spend time with you.
🩸 There’s bound to be nosy teachers, asking if you two are dating, there’s always those annoying ass teachers. But Yan is always like “oh my god, nooOooO!” while looking at you intensely.
🩸 If you have glasses, she’d definitely switch glasses with you as a little joke. While you’d probably laugh it off, she’d absolutely CHERISH the feeling of your glasses on her face, even if they’re a tight fit.
🩸 This will happen a lot, when you two part ways for the day:
Yandereiplier: “Alright, bye Senpai! I love you!” YOU: “What?” Yandereiplier: “I Uhh- I said I saw a dove behind you-“ YOU: “Oh, where?” Yandereiplier: “Neverminditalreadyflewoffiloveyoubye!!”
Also featuring long haired Mark!!
Cat-boy Mark is an idea I’ve had on my mind for like a week and I love it, but I might evolve this idea into Dog-boy Mark
ANOTHER POLL FOR MY NEXT MARKIPLIER UNDERRATED EGO X READER HEADCANONS/PREFERENCES ^^!!
*I hold out this screaming kitten*
They won’t stop please help :[
I don’t know what to say, this is the Necromancer from NSP
I don’t really like this sketch but enjoy it if you like it, even if I don’t-
I might post again today but I have a wedding to go to
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