LITTLEST PET SHOPS AND POKEMONS CAN FALL ON LOVE????

saw an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where Gordon sadly complained about how hungry he was after the tasting phase of the episode like yeah man every single place you go to you pick at your food for five minutes, take one bite and say "Absolutely Horrid. Take back this entire plate." you should've brought some granola bars or some shit you've been expecting this

Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.

Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist.

@xiaokuer-schmetterling happened uprawn this crabulous post

would it krill you to have a little shrimpathy?

you deserve someone who'll gently stroke your fur and scratch behind your ears while you recite a couple thousand word essay you wrote in your head about a video game you played or something & it makes them go "haha, that's really interesting" every once in a while

Still doing this. They usually reply with a non sequitur like "How much are they charging you?"

When the Spectrum™ people at the grocery store try to stop me and sell me subpar internet service, I've made a habit of replying "I'm already on the spectrum!"

It's like Scribble Jam in my stomach, MC Nuggets and MC Flurry are going at it

My magnum opus!

be free!!

I made a Cooking by the Book edit starring Marcille and featuring Senshi