Ferntasie - Snuggle Seductress

Can you tell this dub was recorded in South Carolina, and in 1995?

Why does an undertaker make a good gossip?

They really know get the dirt on someone!

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it’s just… Social media. That’s it. Social media and news sites. And I’m tired of social media and I’m tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

fat porcelain dollgirl with lovingly filled in cracks for stretch marks

this post started a transformation, I'm a furry now

call me a mousegirl the way I eat a lot of cheese and get chewed on by cats

> send a word in my askbox i’ll respond with a related joke

fern!

you know I don’t think I know enough about them to write a good joke…

I guess I gotta read some fern facts!

batman lives by a strict moral code of only killing when he wants to or feels like it

saw an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where Gordon sadly complained about how hungry he was after the tasting phase of the episode like yeah man every single place you go to you pick at your food for five minutes, take one bite and say "Absolutely Horrid. Take back this entire plate." you should've brought some granola bars or some shit you've been expecting this