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Ultimate Robot Blorbo

WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE, TO THE SUPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:

gabriel after you defeat him in act I ^

id: a digital drawing of gabriel from ultrakill. it’s a redraw of a twitter meme- gabriel is shown on his hands and knees, looking at the viewer nervously. the background is a very light, almost white, gray. end id

you can tell when a mf came here from twitter and has no idea how this site works / Proper Tumblr Etiquette (tm)

i'm a huge backseat gamer and i'm so ashamed of myself for it, i see someone play a game i'm passionate about such as inscryption or ultrakill and it's SO hard to not tell em like. "oh hey by the way for the campfire you can actually feed the survivors a ringworm or an adder to kill them" or "did you know you can actually parry the shotgun bullets? oh oh you should use the coin more often it has some cool techs"

URGHRHRH i just wish i can rant about all my favorite game mechanics to people but it's best if they learn themselves

and then another thing is when i see someone do a bad move and i'm just. suffering in silence FUUUCKKKKK

Are YOU an ultrakill lore fanatic?! do YOU wish you had multiple screenshots of hakita debunking and confirming certain theories such as: -god being dead -who created v1/v2 -ULTRASEX?! WELL I HAVE THE GOOGLE DRIVE FOR YOU!!!!!

it has over 100 SCREENSHOTS FROM THE MAN HIMSELF!! contains multiple things that you cant find on the terminals ingame!!!! and has some comments on the ending of the game itself!!!!! insane!!!!

Blue robots who I think are my friends and then they betray me and take over the game and then I have to violently dethrone them with the help of the guy who I had been fighting at the beginning of the game but now I think we're friends instead?

wah-kplace harassment training

I found a boy behind my nightstand....